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@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social

kev 29 PNW yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it no alts, we post like SLUTS

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Latest posts by icanbarelyswim.bsky.social on Bluesky

wait why is this kind of— 🥴

07.12.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

atta boy hang in there champ 🙂‍↕️

06.12.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I pray for your hole when it comes out the other end 🫡

06.12.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GORGEOUS!!

06.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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omg my bearpad order came with these stickers and I—

06.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sounds perfect 🙂‍↕️

06.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

both of us! 🙂‍↕️

06.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unfortunately sneakernight is stuck in my head

thanks, mall drag

06.12.2025 16:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly let’s just replace the Mona Lisa with a picture of Miss ma’am she 🙂‍↕️

06.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIGHT? 😭

06.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SO CUTE!!

06.12.2025 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I saw the face of god tonight

06.12.2025 08:02 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1
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common Irish W 😮‍💨

05.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mariah Carey: all I want for Christmas is you

me: well,

05.12.2025 18:27 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

same!! alas..

05.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

perfect! I need a lot of help, there are so many things wrong 😮‍💨

05.12.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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so was I just supposed to know—

yknow st Patrick’s day was always my favorite holiday 😍🇮🇪

05.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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maybe if I never get fully dressed I can miss work

05.12.2025 14:12 — 👍 73    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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sorry too late I’m all clean now 😇

05.12.2025 03:00 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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sweaty

05.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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I don’t make a lot of money AND I’m irresponsible with it

04.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 78    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1

walk the moon mentioned!!

05.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah that’s probably it

that better be it 🔫

05.12.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how come I have yet to see someone make a zygarde pup hood

05.12.2025 00:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You know maybe Halsey made several points!!! Usually when I don’t like something I don’t keep talking about it but that’s just me 😑

04.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately the way to my heart is through committing to doing silly little bits.

04.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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yknow in retrospect I shouldn’t have wasted my youth on some people but

04.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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