Dang Laser

tired: stealing the louvre jewels
wired: stealing the louvre

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

yes you should fight him to the death

first read this as Bigfoot and thought well that makes sense

were there just more banana peels lying around or were people just more clumsy back then?

when is Halloween I have an idea Jojo Sliwa

this whole time I thought his name was dick veiny

" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

sad state of the so-called "american dream" that an elderly woman has to keep working indefinitely to scrimp and save enough money to finally retire at age 85

sad state of the so-called "american dream" that an elderly woman has to keep working indefinitely to scrimp and save enough money to finally retire at age 85

look I'll say it. the friends can suck an egg

similarly, when urkel would say "got any cheese?" why is that funny? I would say that. I have said that

we're going to a Halloween party and I was told by Kelsey that we don't know these people so no costumes that are 'supposed to be funny'

found myself thinking about 'ugly naked guy' from the tv show friends. just let him live his life

when i rented this game from blockbuster i got so scared during this scene that i told my dad that the disc was scratched so he would go return it

moving to Europe where I can finally have all the seed oils I want

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love

my fault. i work at tulane and we were studying what happens when you swap rfk jr's brain with a rhesus monkey's

a statue of a man covered in foam with the words i love this town ALT: a statue of a man covered in foam with the words i love this town

Just saw a black guy in a yarmulke canvassing for Curtis Silwa.

but enough about the current mayor!~

rare footage of the isaac chotiner interview process

thank you sir!

why nobody ever wanna talk about dorohedoro

stop saying this is AI its real oil paint

thank you sir!

this helps me articulate something I've been feeling recently - that the best way to experience twitter is a reposted screenshot like this, observing with interest and awe through 2 feet of safety glass like a guest at some sort of galactic freak zoo

is this considered a good sign, economically?

is that wahts next

food bank? what's next money sandwich?