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Why bitch about how long Silksong is taking when there's so many other games you can play

For example, you can go beat OFF

And with the remaster, you can go beat OFF again

Maybe

If more gamers go beat OFF they will feel less pent up

Happy (late) April Fools' Day🖤❤️🤍

YouTube video by The Onion Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network

While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

had a dream about my ex and now i wish to perish, and speaking of perish now because of this i need to listen to the debut self-titled album by Welsh post-hardcore band Holding Absence

i still can't believe they had a really good song and then tried to do it five more times and every attempt after fucking sucks, and then made an album full OF EVEN WORSE MUSIC

New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment

New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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LMAOOOOO i use this app so infrequently i didnt even know i didnt follow you 😭

ngl i forgot about bluesky since no one is here i can say that i used to unironically like game over by falling in reverse okay bye

are you okay? 😭

Dedicating every waking minute to hating on a game you haven’t played is such weird behaviour.

"Goku told me you pee the bed. Care to respond to these allegations?"

still can't get over how extremely okay Veilguard was as a full experience and all its unbelievably strange decisions, can't believe I played Inquisition for that game ☠️

i was literally never the same after this song

sleep token officially my 3rd fav band like how has a band taken over my life so thoroughly like this bro

IT BACK

felt this shit

found a gray hair today it's been real y'all gonna drive into a train 💯

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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:(

b u r d e n e d b y o u r c o n n e c t i o n

i l o n g

f o r s e p a r a t i o n

im convinced this is photoshopped

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these newest One Ok Rock songs have been so good that i wish their whole discography was this peak, but nevertheless i'm really intrigued by this upcoming album cuz DAMN

same tbh, tho I see her name like almost every day, makes me curious to what he music is all like

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

bmth hell yeah, this is so real of you buns

I am terribly predictable

Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate

a woman wearing a hat and a floral shirt is standing in a crowd ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a floral shirt is standing in a crowd

NINE????????

My wish has been granted