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Camille Beredjick

@cberedjick.bsky.social

πŸ’πŸ» they/them |πŸ“chicago | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™‘οΈ writer @bustle, @catapult, @narratively, etc | reader @bookstacam on IG | tin house β€˜24 camilleberedjick.substack.com

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happy taylor the latte boy day to all who celebrate

11.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the feminine urge to airdrop this photo to my neighbor

04.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

spent the day out today running errands without my water bottle and I am SO grumpy. just a mean cranky guy. adult babas: they work

03.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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recently got added to the media list for a right-wing, religious PR agency, and it seemed like the right time to try out my new email signoff

23.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 45-year road map to how the middle class and American Dream died for Millennials and Gen Z:

Via fmsmith319

13.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 13

wondering if this is a Four Seasons Landscaping situation where they meant to take the pony to, well, a state farm???

23.06.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you are entirely too kind

23.06.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a pony outside a State Farm

a pony outside a State Farm

a pony outside a State Farm

a pony outside a State Farm

🚨🚨🚨 PONY AT THE STATE FARM 🚨🚨🚨

23.06.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if I started posting on tumblr again to the 232,770 people who still follow me there? but like, as myself? what then

22.06.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chatbots β€” LLMs β€” do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re β€œright” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 36988    πŸ” 11420    πŸ’¬ 640    πŸ“Œ 967

the lesson of this isn't that tucker carlson is actually good but that you should ask these people basic factual questions instead of bullshit about politics

18.06.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 35599    πŸ” 6305    πŸ’¬ 740    πŸ“Œ 347

β€œglamour toad” will never not be funny

14.06.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this bracket of this season is the least fun I’ve ever had watching all stars, and that includes the season I could not finish

07.06.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google search "do apples contain lycopene?" The AI overview says "No, apples do not contain lycopene" whereas the highlighted search result begins "Apples contain lycopene"

Google search "do apples contain lycopene?" The AI overview says "No, apples do not contain lycopene" whereas the highlighted search result begins "Apples contain lycopene"

the modern information environment

29.05.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4084    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 107

every time I get an email from my mortgage company I say to myself β€œmy payment, β€˜my payment is drafting,’ is drafting”

21.05.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you all will be glad to hear that I am still in love with bosco

18.05.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my wife said I have to stop booing cybertrucks :(

16.05.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

devastated to share that I saw immediate results from double cleansing

13.05.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched 53 hours of bluey with my toddler. here’s what it taught me about B2C marketing ⬇️

13.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate it here

12.05.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

taking communion but it’s a square of pizza and a shot of malort

08.05.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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writing night

07.05.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.

today my 1453-day streak in Duolingo ends, never to be picked up again

29.04.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1444    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 71

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

26.04.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 31534    πŸ” 7047    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 164

The United States of America is child trafficking.

26.04.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2900    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 22

finally caught up on #thelastofus, anyone have a good rec for a reason to keep on living?

26.04.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

You stupid motherfuckers. No.

24.04.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Batiste Hears Chappell Roan For The First Time
YouTube video by Pianote Jon Batiste Hears Chappell Roan For The First Time

everyone in this room has my dream job

21.04.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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