BREAKING: Alex Honnold is attempting the first ascent of Donald Trump, live on Netflix - as he's pictured here going over the 'Seven Chins of Death' and finishing up on the most perilous part of the climb: the very rough and scaly "Great Red Wall of Syphilis" - live on Netflix.
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BREAKING: President Trump is rushed into emergency surgery to remove a small obstruction in his neck that was believed to be the cause of an irregularly large and scaly rash, that had been the focus of many posts on social media.
#DonaldTrump
BREAKING: Donald Trump's neck rash has gotten significantly worse.
(Thank you, God)
#DonaldTrump #BrundleFly
A lot of people don't know that today's my birthday, so I just wanted to show all of you the greatest birthday birthday gift I've ever received!
#DonaldTrump
Evidently, Karoline Leavitt and Donald Trump must've been involved in some heavy "necking".
#DonaldTrump #Rash
BREAKING: President Trump takes time out from his very busy schedule, to personally pay his respects to the three soldiers that died in the US attack on Iran.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
So, when he's not r*ping them, he's killing them.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
Same dancing monkey, different circus.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
BREAKING: Barron Trump reenacts the United States' attack on Iran, on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago.
#iran #BarronTrump
BREAKING: the Ayatollah Khamenei has been killed by the Pedofillah Trumpenei.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
Meanwhile, back at Donald Trump's "Board of Peace" headquarters...
#DonaldTrump #Iran
BREAKING: Russian intelligence has released information that suggest the United States is contemplating dropping a next generation "dirty bomb" on Iran - the contents of which, is so toxic that it could render the entire country of Iran uninhabitable for the next 2000 years.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
BREAKING: a photo was leaked from within Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago war room, showing the President and his cabinet discussing Iran bombing strategies.
#DonaldTrump #iran
Private Damien reporting for duty.
#Iran
BREAKING: Operation Epic Distraction has begun.
#DonaldTrump #iran
"Trump has never said anything to me to make me think he was involved with Epstein, but there was a diaper incident..." - Bill Clinton deposition 2-27-26
#BillClinton #DonaldTrump
"... and when you boys are done out here, I have some delicious baloney sandwiches waiting for you in the servants dining room. Bon appetit!"
#DonaldTrump #USAHockey
BREAKING: after taking photo with President Trump, eating the McDonald's cheeseburgers he served them and then laughing at the disparaging joke he made about the USA Women's hockey team - the USA Men's hockey team volunteered to change the President's soiled diaper for him.
#DonaldTrump #TeamUSA
BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr opens his own BBQ themed restaurant in downtown DC.
#RFKjr
The DOJ releases photo of Howard Lutnick visiting Epstein island with Donald Trump, and showing that even back then he was known as Howard Nutlick.
#HowardLutnick #EpsteinFiles
History will not look well on these jerk-offs.
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BREAKING: After illegally taking and distributing a photograph of Hillary Clinton during her closed-door deposition - Lauren Boebert was spotted taking a stroll on the beach, and discovering what she thought was a very unusual looking jellyfish.
#HillaryClinton #LaurenBoebert
After Lauren Boebert illegally took a photo of Hillary Clinton's closed-door deposition to the House Oversight Committee and sent it to paid Russian-asset Benny Johnson, who then posted it on X - Hillary Clinton walked out out of the hearing holding a photograph of Benny Johnson.
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"My God... what have I done? - Chief Justice Roberts watching Donald Trump give his State of the Union speech
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After serving the Olympic gold-winning USA hockey team a very nutritious meal of McDonald's double-cheeseburgers, Uncle Touchy took the boys roller skating.
#DonaldTrump #USAHockey
Now, the best thing about Donald Trump having Erika Kirk as his special guest to watch his SOTU speech last night, was that her kids got to see her.
#DonaldTrump #ErikaKirk
Besides the Pedo in Chief himself, is there anything more embarrassing on the face of the earth than the USA Hockey team turned out to be?
These are grown men making TENS of MILLIONS of dollars a year, and they're eating up this slop like 12-year olds at a Chuckee Cheeze, for Christ sake.
BREAKING: After attending his SOTU speech last night, Donald Trump invites team USA hockey to the White House to model the new custom jerseys the NHL's Nashville Predators sent him, after seeing the President's newfound enthusiasm for American hockey.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
This has got BLOCKBUSTER written all over it.
#RFKjr #kidrock
