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BREAKING: President Trump announces that Kristi Noem is being reassigned to the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, which he describes as "a new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".

Good luck, Kristi!
#KristiNoem

05.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 5
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BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Kristi Noem to the gravel pit.

#KristiNoem #Fired

05.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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Lauren Boebert listens to testimony while attempting to put lipstick on, during a House Oversight committee hearing to examine alleged misuse of federal funds intended for Minnesota social services and Medicaid programs.

#Bobo

05.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: after her catastrophically bad appearance in front of the Senate Oversite committee this afternoon, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly left the Senate chamber, and was never seen again.

#KristiNoem

05.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Steve Bannon and Juanita Broaddrick; twins separated at birth?

04.03.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: President Trump has all six of the American soldiers that were killed during Operation Epic Fury, flown to his Golf course in Bedminster NJ - where they will be buried near the President's first wife, Ivanna Trump - at the 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th and 17th hole, respectively.

#Iran

04.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump launches Operation Epic Fury II, in his oval office private bathroom.

#iran

04.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem complains that Democrat Senators stacked the Senate chambers with a bias audience, during her 2nd day of questioning by the Senate oversite committee.

#KristiNoem

04.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5
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BREAKING: Alex Honnold is attempting the first ascent of Donald Trump, live on Netflix - as he's pictured here going over the 'Seven Chins of Death' and finishing up on the most perilous part of the climb: the very rough and scaly "Great Red Wall of Syphilis" - live on Netflix.

03.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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BREAKING: President Trump is rushed into emergency surgery to remove a small obstruction in his neck that was believed to be the cause of an irregularly large and scaly rash, that had been the focus of many posts on social media.

#DonaldTrump

03.03.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18
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BREAKING: Donald Trump's neck rash has gotten significantly worse.

(Thank you, God)
#DonaldTrump #BrundleFly

03.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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A lot of people don't know that today's my birthday, so I just wanted to show all of you the greatest birthday birthday gift I've ever received!

#DonaldTrump

02.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 4
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Evidently, Karoline Leavitt and Donald Trump must've been involved in some heavy "necking".

#DonaldTrump #Rash

02.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: President Trump takes time out from his very busy schedule, to personally pay his respects to the three soldiers that died in the US attack on Iran.

#DonaldTrump #Iran

02.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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So, when he's not r*ping them, he's killing them.

#DonaldTrump #Iran

02.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Same dancing monkey, different circus.

#DonaldTrump #Iran

01.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6
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BREAKING: Barron Trump reenacts the United States' attack on Iran, on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago.

#iran #BarronTrump

01.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: the Ayatollah Khamenei has been killed by the Pedofillah Trumpenei.

#DonaldTrump #Iran

01.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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Meanwhile, back at Donald Trump's "Board of Peace" headquarters...

#DonaldTrump #Iran

01.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: Russian intelligence has released information that suggest the United States is contemplating dropping a next generation "dirty bomb" on Iran - the contents of which, is so toxic that it could render the entire country of Iran uninhabitable for the next 2000 years.

#DonaldTrump #Iran

01.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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BREAKING: a photo was leaked from within Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago war room, showing the President and his cabinet discussing Iran bombing strategies.

#DonaldTrump #iran

28.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
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Private Damien reporting for duty.

#Iran

28.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
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BREAKING: Operation Epic Distraction has begun.

#DonaldTrump #iran

28.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
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"Trump has never said anything to me to make me think he was involved with Epstein, but there was a diaper incident..." - Bill Clinton deposition 2-27-26

#BillClinton #DonaldTrump

28.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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"... and when you boys are done out here, I have some delicious baloney sandwiches waiting for you in the servants dining room. Bon appetit!"

#DonaldTrump #USAHockey

28.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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BREAKING: after taking photo with President Trump, eating the McDonald's cheeseburgers he served them and then laughing at the disparaging joke he made about the USA Women's hockey team - the USA Men's hockey team volunteered to change the President's soiled diaper for him.

#DonaldTrump #TeamUSA

28.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr opens his own BBQ themed restaurant in downtown DC.

#RFKjr

27.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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The DOJ releases photo of Howard Lutnick visiting Epstein island with Donald Trump, and showing that even back then he was known as Howard Nutlick.

#HowardLutnick #EpsteinFiles

27.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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History will not look well on these jerk-offs.

26.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

I loled

26.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0