20 bucks?! I'll do that shit for free. I love telling people to fuck off. I'll even toss in a 'lick my balls' for nothing
02.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20 bucks?! I'll do that shit for free. I love telling people to fuck off. I'll even toss in a 'lick my balls' for nothing
02.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I farted and burped at the same time. Am I dying?
01.06.2025 13:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If Trump has any balls he'd do this.
Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic
teepublic.com/t-shirt/348531…
Mike Tyson tried to get me to do drugs. He said 'Meth is the beth.' Can't argue with the champ.
01.04.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump is trying to deport this burger.
24.03.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stud
21.03.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joining the mile high club means you just gave a flying fuck.
19.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Boss gave us a new hat to wear today.
17.03.2025 10:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd hate to see the stick figure family on Elon's cyber truck.
14.03.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm on the lineup and the flier. Come out, don't come out. #comedy
02.03.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you don't share your fries with your dog, you're a monster!
02.03.2025 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Battle Creek tonight. See you there.
costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/?fbcl...
I'm on the lineup AND the flier. Come out! New jokes.
18.02.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No one- Stu you performing soon? You're a hilarious guy and I need to have some laughs.
Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/
No One- Link? You're talking to me now.
Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!
No One- Damn, ok
Happy Valentine's Day! Fellas get your lady some chocolate and flowers. 6 Hersey's Kisses and 9 roses. She'll get the hint. #ValentinesDay
14.02.2025 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this Drake's response?
12.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I saw a billboard that said 'Prevent overdoses. Talk to your kids.'
So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.
HR- Stu, you gotta stop calling your coworkers worthless idiots.
Me- But they are.
HR- We're getting complaints.
Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?
HR- C'mon.
Me- You're added to the list.
Someone needs to shoot Trump...
a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...
of fucking things up.
(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes
Smart
29.01.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got a date Fri. Which tie should I wear to make sure I get laid?
29.01.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
LISTEN UP Y'ALL. WE CAN DO IT. WE WILL DO IT. HERE ARE SOME BANGERS TO GET YOU PUMPED #gobills
For when you're worried about the refs:
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
22.01.2025 12:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
22.01.2025 12:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn baby!
19.01.2025 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This beer is pretty weak.
15.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One time I saw the band Men Without Hats. They started the show with Safety Dance and they ended the show with Safety Dance. It's possible they played it in the middle too. Greatest show of my life.
09.01.2025 23:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PARENTS! For the love of God, please love your children. Please make them well adjusted human beings. I'm so tired of these needy YouTubers, podcasters, and content creators. Please put an end to these idiots. Thanks.
06.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noice. Start small/slow. Work your way up. Good luck!
04.01.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You got a training schedule to follow? I would encourage that.
04.01.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0