Roast Beef gets his first massage, today in the Achewood Patreon. Link in bio. This is weekly installment #144, come and read them all for only $5! There are over 500 pieces in total, across three tiers. Here’s a free collection to get started: Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
19.09.2025 18:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*modern
08.06.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That was maybe a month and a half ago. Today was 350 balls. Usually I’m just dialing the swing in with a 6-iron, but today I had to try out my new eBay 2-iron. Current gear search: an undersize driver or 3-wood. Those maximal volume modem heads make me sick.
07.06.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That’s great idea. It’s one of the better strips, it’s short, and it exemplifies the nonstandard shit you’re going to see if you continue.
29.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wait a minute now who is this?!
29.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you! Are you a Canadian clothing store that wishes to sponsor my aesthetic?
29.03.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Follow my lead, fella! Right this way
29.03.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Just be sure to read all strips from a safe position behind tempered glass.
29.03.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thank you. I do feel like there is very little at which anyone of any sensitivity level might take offense. Unless they are made out of loud clear screaming areas.
29.03.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am just RAVENOUS for more scrolling anymore! I already did all the other scrolls. Tired of watching third world industrial disasters and peeing dogs
29.03.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thanks Tobiah — the question of where to start a new reader is a perpetual head scratcher so I appreciate this entrant.
29.03.2025 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, I’ll keep looking then!
29.03.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They wouldn’t have lasted long. This archive is not for the…uncommitted
29.03.2025 01:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this a smart first Achewood strip to show someone? achewood.com/2008/03/03/t...
28.03.2025 23:33 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0
As I warm up and backfill this new Achewood Bluesky account, a photograph of a drawing that proves it's me seems only appropriate. Don't @ my shading skills, I have a condition called Don't Practice
28.03.2025 22:27 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
As I warm up and backfill this new Achewood Bluesky account, a photograph of me without my recent scuzz-ass beard seems only too appropriate. Don't @ my dopey walls, I was in Europe.
28.03.2025 22:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
We can't edit the typos in our fucking posts on here? —Dad
28.03.2025 22:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As I warm up and backfill this new Achewood Bluesky account, a photograph of my with a recent scary beard seems only too appropriate. Don't @ my hostile aesthetic, we're all just eliminating things that don't work.
28.03.2025 22:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You love to see it! I love to see it.
28.03.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As I warm up and backfill this new Achewood Bluesky account, a photograph of organic homemade sourdough seems only too appropriate. Don't @ my weak rise, I was experimenting with barley malt syrup.
28.03.2025 22:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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