Sam ⚢

And ykw? It’s still not cooking fast enough for me

Caught myself boiling frozen ravioli on high heat and immediately heard the young ho’s sound

Stop calling a literal world war a "distraction"

He loves you too 🥰

pull up in the sri lanka

Comfiest boy there ever was

My love life ain’t doing too hot either so let me stfu

Thanks bae, don’t know what I’d do without these reminders 🥹

Why do exes start saying the most corny super villain lines after they contact you??? Talking about “the person you’re looking for doesn’t exist anymore”. Who was looking for you??? You contacted me????

This algorithm is not algorithming at all rn

Ykw? I think we need this reminder more than we can admit

unclench ur jaw and butthole

Lmaoo please this is not all for one sitting. It’s usually to hold me down for a couple weeks 🤣

Can’t ever tell my little cousins when I have a crush ever again because tell me why this girl is still a sticker in the family gc months later????

Ohh so on my day off suddenly no one wants to play on my phone anymore 😒

everything is gonna be okay (period is over)

Maula Mere Maula (LoFi)

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Bluesky discover feed needs to get it together immediately

Sometimes I add sprinkles to my yogurt. Life needs more whimsy

Why is posting on tiktok so terrifying

He’ll be aight or so I hope 😭

Bro told me about how he tried date someone from the same ethnic background as me and got played 😔💔

New blow dryer is only 2 stops awayyyyy

Whole timeline about to be in my big back business but here’s the usual list: honey buns regular and chocolate, taki’s, hot Cheetos, tapatio instant noodles, Oreo cakesters, zingers, and not a snack but the dial gold soap bars because those are like $20/bar here 🙂

You’d think right? No, he looked dead at the double Venus next to my name, pride flag in my bio and went “Finally! It’s my time to shine!” 😭

I wish, our taki’s and hot cheetos just don’t hit the same. Me and Orlando gas station snacks go together like this 🤞 so I can hoard until my next trip

Noo, I long for preservatives and red dye 40 😔

In his defense he did try to tell me once 8 yrs ago but very drunk and very much sobbing. Figured if I cut him off he’d get over it, apparently I was wrong 💀

Y’all always get all the best snacks 😔