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would cry for help but honestly what’s the point

it’s important to be reminded that everyone is terrible and life is awful because sometimes i start to forget.

ring sensor advertisement with the boldly threatening and objectively stupid tagline “Security Unleashed”

hm if only there were a real world analogy for why leashes are actually good things for security to have

still haven’t seen any curlers slide that big stone into the opposing team and knock em all down like a bunch of bowling pins is this the height of competitive sports or what.

look i get that olympic athletes have to maintain weird diets but i just don’t think they should eat their medals.

just spent an hour clumsily hacking at a big pile of ice with a hatchet. 5 stars cannot recommend enough.

yes, “used to”

i hope you all feel pretty bad about yourselves making pam body upset like that. you’re all just a bunch of meanies is what you are. big ol’ meanies.

JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

ghoulish statements aside, really weird choice to hold a press conference while standing on a teeter-totter.

can’t believe that guy risked his life climbing the taipei tower when he could have just stood in the general vicinity of ice officers.

hey jokes about air force one are not cool. don’t give us hope.

boy nothing says you deserve the nobel peace prize more than threatening war if you don’t get it amirite folks haha we have fun here.

who can really say who was right and who was wrong

i dunno if a nobel peace prize winner tried to give me their medal i would say oh no thank you i did not earn that it would be very very sad and pathetic for me to accept it as if i deserved it but hey i guess that’s just me.

huge dropped ball for media that no reporters have pulled a “pedophile protector says what” at a press conference because you know leavitt would fall for it.

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.

counterpoint….now?

cnn: democrats claim sky is blue, in contrast to trump admin’s assertion that it is lime green, as questions swirl about the truth of the color.

Rep. Omar: Trump admin’s take on MN shooting is ‘delusional,’ ‘we’ve all seen the video’ | CNN Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar joins The Lead.

It was not "domestic terrorism.” It was state sanctioned violence.

A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.

Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

fun fact: while mark kelly was orbiting the planet inside some metal tubes connected by scaffolding moving at more than seventeen thousand miles per hour, pete hegseth was <checks notes> drunk.

honestly no more apt metaphor than our country annually celebrating dropping the ball.

thinking back to that wild decade when nye novelty sunglasses had two zeros right next to each other. what a glorious time.

ugh, new year’s eve. time to get assaulted by the baffling insanity of so-called “time zones”

the bones are their money

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means