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These old men think because 1 in 10,000 children were documented as autistic 60+ years ago that 1 in 31 autistic people today is an epidemic. Old men with extremely special interests and sensory issues, …i’m going to pretend to hold your hand for this..

My mom: YOU DONT NEED TO BUY MORE BOOKS

Me: *surrounded by books I own and have yet to read* I’M CREATING A MODERN DAY ALEXANDRIA LIBRARY LIKE I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO

I wish The Substance came out in 2012 because I would have written a FIRE essay at my liberal arts college

I almost screamed

a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a group of people . Alt: Ted Danson saying the real bad place was the friends we made along the way

It seems like the tech bros have encouraged their followers to come here over the past week and incite hate,,, it’s a lot of Hide, Report, and Block,,, we will not wake up and realize the good place is the bad place.

If the Germans are saying it’s that, IT’S THAT!

If straight people get rid of gay people, who will they cheat on their spouses with? Cuz it aint with each other

America before taking over Canada and Greenland is already

Do you know how racist you have to be to be called a racist by STEVE BANNON!?!?!?!?

People who talk about free speech the most also be suing for defamation the most

“This is my 45 part story of how I committed and got away with a crime” ah mofos

Scary movies don’t scare me because I simply would never be in those situations

This is our 2024 version of the submarine implosion

The rise and fall of Moo Deng is so wild

I think as a nation we deserve to drink in public now

If yall hate turkey, give it to me! I love it! Keep your honey glazed ham like BLEGH GIMME THEM TURKEY LEGS

Me on bluesky:

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake 😭

I saw Michelle in the national tour of The Color Purple as Shug Avery. She is a STAR

Justin Trudeau has been prime minister for 27 years i swear

Remember, it’s okay for
radio, cable, local news, newspapers, podcasts, youtube, facebook, and twitter to be right wing echo chambers.

But IT IS NOT OKAY for a new app that’s starting to gain traction to be a left wing echo chamber.

NO NO NO NOT FAIR!
😠 😭

I saw someone say “when people say read a book, they dont necessarily mean read theory. Reading in general helps with comprehension skills” so I agree audiobooks count as well because youre still learning and growing

This year I’ll have my first Spotify Wrap in a while and I’m so scared of what it’s going to call me

a man in a white shirt and black vest is dancing in front of a white brick wall . ALT: a man in a white shirt and black vest is dancing in front of a white brick wall .

One song into new Kendrick album

My nana used to cross stitch & made a ton of framed pieces that have been split between me, my mom, aunts, and Nana herself. I’m at my mom’s and in the room I usually stay in are some of her cross stitches, including:

Okay sorry for getting all wholesome but I wanted to tell a little anecdote: I have a tattoo that I got randomly on a trip to NY. I picked a pretty flower flash. While being tattooed I asked what they were & they said forget me nots. My nana has Alzheimers & I thought that was a sweet symbol (1/2)

Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.

How do I get big on bluesky? Or do we not care about that here?

Thank you! I love that movie!