i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
28.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 3260 🔁 364 💬 43 📌 15i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
28.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 3260 🔁 364 💬 43 📌 15meanwhile, "she's kinda clocky" is the highest compliment we can pay to cis women
28.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
you know what i love? a cherry coke.
06.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 936 🔁 49 💬 6 📌 20is it bad that i understand that toy all to well 😂
19.01.2026 22:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i’m missing that last one, any recs?!?
19.01.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gorgeous! and truly one of the best songs ever!!
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vitamin D supplements
homemade comfort food
going out dancing
i’ve got your accounting and finance needs covered. if you need a beautiful color coded spreadsheet i’m your girl
10.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you just use a sharp knife to cut it?!? i want to do this for self control reasons lol
08.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hell ya girl, you deserve it
08.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wow your in heaven
08.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0not many types of joy rank higher than lesbian joy
08.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
DRM on audible books is crazy easy to crack(hint: google it)
then they can never take your purchases from you
congrats! that’s amazing 😻
07.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is the way! direct, to the point and unemotional. always the best way to handle professional convos like this
07.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me and who’s daughter
02.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0booba
26.12.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0where does Katrina fall on this scale
21.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s me, i’m “girl” 😇
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nerdy guy dribbles basketball in ball is life meme where text is changed to bidet is life
lol i did the exact same thing at my mom’s house
18.12.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show Me Love - Robin S
18.12.2025 05:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this post needed a dislike button
14.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when did beaker become a fascist?!?
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totally using this at outfit inspo!
sadly i don’t have any la perla to throw in there 😢
Almost two years ago Nex Benedict, a non-binary high school student in Oklahoma, was found dead a day after a physical assault in a school bathroom
Oklahoma has a bathroom ban & ban on use of proper pronouns for trans students
Please think of Nex next time you post about an essay score 🖤
xray image of a body with a butt plug lodged all the way up in the chest after getting pulled by an mri magnet
we need Melania to domme him into wearing a plug to the next one because this would be the result
02.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ain’t nothin wrong with marking out
29.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omg please tell me ya’ll also got one of the torso sized cake slices
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