“Horsecock” Williams horsecockwilliams

Lmaoo true

05.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol got you and then I feel like I would have to add so much cream and sugar for it to be tolerable and then it’s unhealthy af

Can’t win

This is why I just drink water lol but maybe I’ll try. Thank you

05.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ahhh I guess I’m just not there yet lol and I might have to change jobs. I got a nespresso that I don’t use too

Coffee is so bad 😩

05.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was it because it was nasty? I’m still avoiding coffee but a part of me wants to join the club

05.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surviving TI: Just the T.I.P

05.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Divvy up 100k of it to friends and family

03.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Post a Zen picture you took

28.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learning the earth has reached the halfway point of its lifespan is about to trigger an existential crisis in me even though we talking about billions of years left lol

27.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t even know where mine is lol

27.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Lol I think it would’ve helped a bit

27.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He couldn’t hold it in until Sunday 😭

27.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that TI and his whole family is cooking this clown

27.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s good weight 😌

26.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back when they had fruitopia in the machines

25.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude from high school who used to talk shit to me for not going to a parties asked if he could shovel the driveway for $25

25.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think enough time has passed..I REALLY want some Mac and cheese

25.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shooting glizzys into the stands during a game is crazy

25.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is but looking for condoms?

24.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I meaaannnnn

24.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Slide over Klay

23.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*looks outside*

Today about to be a pile of ass..

23.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If people wanna spend $250 on a gym membership that’s their choice and if they doing that, they can afford it and think it’s worth it

Who am I to judge? It got nothing to do with me lol

22.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You and your ride

22.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@bettyassme.bsky.social all good now

22.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoops my fault lol

22.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0