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Emily Eino

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I help people write books. hybridpubscout.com (they/them)

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The fact that people aren't letting you sign up for newsletters now without giving a phone number makes me want to throw up. Sorry Urban Decay, you don't know me like that.

25.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

23.11.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

evergreen

22.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10487    πŸ” 3849    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 64

I thought this was from The Office.

22.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times

22.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Eraserhead (1977)

24.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lordy

18.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been glued to this thread, and I'm so heartbroken they couldn't save her. Thank you for being so dedicated to sharing this with us.

17.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m for it!

17.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a very blurry facebook video showing people at a great distance working in the dark on a wet cold beach hooking up an assortment of lines and rigging

screenshot of a very blurry facebook video showing people at a great distance working in the dark on a wet cold beach hooking up an assortment of lines and rigging

LFG

17.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It would sure be nice if more of our species could evolve beyond β€œneeding to literally have a bad thing happen to them personally before they’re capable of even *starting* to grasp that it’s also bad when it happens to other people”

16.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

[officiant at the e-girl/podcaster bf marriage] and do you promise to love, cherish, obey, comment, like, and subscribe?

07.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, mother’s here!

07.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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26.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

22.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 24

she w on my somerset till i maugham

22.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New Hybrid Pub Scout episode is out! I spoke with Rex at @ellipsus.com about what makes their writing program unique and about their principled stance on generative AI.

hybridpubscout.com/episode-81-e...

17.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to disable hover-overs until we figure out what's going on.

14.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has plunged me into existential crisis

11.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade.

JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.

12.07.2023 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

That bit about Joe Rogan being a centrist gave me whiplash but hey

24.09.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
The Autumn of Our Discontent Thoughts on Political Violence and the Death of American Civil Society Update: Shortly after the publication of this essay, Disney reinstated Jimmy Kimmel (presumably as a result of calculus over the...

Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack.

Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up?

I'd be grateful!

www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...

23.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

23.09.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1520    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 8
10.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7610    πŸ” 2202    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 43

Something that bums me out is that AI being good enough for like 90% of practical translation use cases is that it will doom high quality literary translation. A really good literary translator is a good writer in two languages, it’s very much an art.

04.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign, "You're Fired." The other shows the producer of his radio show, Roz, holding a sign that says, "I'm union".

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign, "You're Fired." The other shows the producer of his radio show, Roz, holding a sign that says, "I'm union".

Happy Labor Day πŸ™‚

02.09.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10283    πŸ” 2705    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 33
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Matthew Wong, Solitude (2018)

30.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire

31.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3259    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 98

What do you call mass hysteria but that is the opposite of panicking? Mass wishteria?

30.08.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2299    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 11

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