Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)

*Cries in 2026 food prices*

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No, that would be the professor from Sliders

This is all code for dropping a seriously big deuce & you’ll never convince me otherwise.

Now you’ve turned this into a @wallbie.bsky.social post 😩😏

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

“But first, time to make a sandwich!”

The real reason for Trump's Iran bombing Trump is nothing if not self-interested. His attack against Iran helps him and his party more than meets the eye.

"Trump doesn’t care about election interference. So why would he invoke Iran meddling in our election as he bombs the country? Put simply, he is trying to validate the claim that our elections are not secure as a pretext to usurp control of our elections in the name of national security.”

Growing concerned that the insurrectionist pants-shitting rapist president lacks the moral clarity and authority that a moment like this calls for

I hate how accurate this is 🤬😩

We've got two littoral combat ships stuck up in the Persian Gulf but I don't think that's where the littoris is

Florida man starts war with Iran to distract from his involvement in Epstein files and DECADES of sexual predation out of the news cycle is the most Florida sh*t ever. This timeline should be served in a pink plastic mug & consumed wearing a Sloppy Joe’s t-shirt with a sunburn.

And it’s yellow sand to boot!

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And accidentally leave one of your kids behind, spawning a beloved movie franchise (up until the third movie that is)? Sure why not.

Dear MAGA, check your 401K on Monday- you f’n dipsh*ts.

But think of the merchandise opportunities with said blinks lights tho

YouTube video by Crashing Out with Philip DeFranco & Alex Pearlman WE INVADED IRAN

Emergency episode of crashing out just went live: youtu.be/F_u6x-INc9E

Congress & the Supreme Court. Unfortunately the majority of either of those branches are both spineless, willfully inept & hopelessly compromised.

Exactly! It remains to be seen just how far this is allowed to escalate. Knowing Trump, it depends on how soon he can grab oil we don’t need but HE wants.
Remember, the Bible specifically said in the last days there’d be wars & rumors of wars.

What else did you expect from the “peace president”? 🤷‍♂️

Oh wait, he meant piece, as in “I’m taking a piece of this & a piece of that” but his dumbass can’t spell that version of piece correctly, if he ever could.

I’m waiting for the bear & deer corpse-carrying variants myself.

Bart’s confirmed to be a reptile person! Wait, does that make him a royal like the members of the British monarchy?🤔

And even thinking about applying for disability would be instant grounds for committing hari Kari

…with a mushroom dick 🍄

He did it again. #crashout #history #lesson #loop #time

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The way these last couple of years have been going, I’m wondering if a twist reveal isn’t coming soon, where it’s revealed it isn’t Hal Jordan who ruins everything, but Hal Linden

“Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?”