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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)

@mrmorbid.bsky.social

Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 11 years by my love @flaemaru.bsky.social FUCK TRUMP, FUCK THE GOP, FUCK THE SUPREME COURT, FUCK MUSK, FUCK ICE & FUCK MAGA!

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Well, Ka-Zar is a pretty stupid name anyway 🤷‍♂️

07.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So….she’s deaf then? 🤔

07.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo ALT: a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo
07.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking’s clearly never been his strong suit.

07.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ahhh a connoisseur of all things Canadian I see.

07.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m not learning your damn language. I don’t have time” says the 79 year-old drug addict who spends 3 day weekends in Palm Beach watching TV and playing golf.

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Ha! True

06.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At this point given the current political climate, unfortunately it’s more like why ISN’T a Nazi bartender running for Senate? 😩

06.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The location of that fur warehouse is oddly specific 🤔

06.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and a certificate of achievement hanging on the wall ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and a certificate of achievement hanging on the wall
06.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember when some government “allegedly” tried to shut the Internet Archive down last year.

06.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It deserves to be destroyed then if it’s that fragile 🤷‍♂️

06.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

06.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 493    🔁 90    💬 13    📌 3

I was gonna put a Trump head on this Jabba but this Jabba’s too jacked. I think Pete Kegsbreath head would be more appropriate.

06.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There, I Fixed It:

06.03.2026 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d also love it if Bluesky would give us the thing Elon won’t, an edit option to our posts.

06.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a cowboy hat says " i know " ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat says " i know "
06.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

History has shown me that no matter how much I hate Donald Trump, no matter how ethically depraved and stupid I find his entire administration, in a few POTUS cycles, an even more evil fuck douche of a President whose levels of ignorance and vile narcissism are as yet undreamed of, will come along.

06.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

👊🏻

06.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sure there has to be, but it won’t happen while he still controls the DOJ

06.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He needs to go join Tom from MySpace in permanent seclusion.

06.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Being against Twitter is not an ideology. It's basic human decency.

06.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 83    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

….and boys, and no doubt actively engaged in cannibalism as well, which is highly like considering how Epstein himself referred to him as the worst person he’d ever met.

06.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Something big is in those files... Even [Trump] recognizes whatever's in there is so immovable in terms of the impact and damage that it would to to him that he cannot allow it to be made public."

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