Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)

They jumped up by 60 cents here in SC

The U.S. economy is already unsteady. A war in Iran could add to that uncertainty A longer war that pushed oil past $100 a barrel for an extended period would likely boost inflation, at least temporarily.

The war has already raised oil prices and could lift prices at the pump as early as this week, but the ultimate impact on the economy and inflation will depend on the length and severity of the conflict, economists say. https://to.pbs.org/4b1h81I

If you think this panel needed context or was lacking context, you’re a virgin and probably always will be 🤷‍♂️

Definitely need an expert to weigh in on this @wallbie.bsky.social

This guy will never be an orange pedophile no matter how much he tries. He just doesn’t have what it takes. We can still send him to jail for life though.

YouTube video by Official George Carlin Rockets & Penises in the Persian Gulf | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)

What’s both simultaneously sad & funny is that this clip’s even more relevant now than it was back then.

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Yeah you’re the hot chili guy. DUH!

Pete Hegseth is a dangerous as anyone we may fear in Iran. He is an extremist in every sense of the word. I’ve met a few like him, Greg Kelly comes to mind. Former drunks & rapey frat bros who find Jesus when the booze goes away and think toxic violence is part of the gospel.🖕🏻

U.S.A. deserves a Commander-in-Chief who doesn’t have a 3 hour standing appointment with ‘Executive Time’ esp in times of war. This is a fixed item on POTUS public schedule. Same reason we never had early call times on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Trump is not functional human being.

He’s finally gonna shave his lush mane of a unibrow right? Right?

Yes

I hate that racists in government and in general, seem bound and determined to keep us from progressing as a society away from racism in all its forms just so they can feel a strong false self worth of themselves.

Dear Spain, don’t listen to this moron. You are far superior to MAGA trash, ditto UK. Trump is now insulting our allies. Old man is losing his shit. Stop the mfker, he is a threat to entire world.

“I have never had more compliments on something I’ve done” -DJT discussing the ILLEGAL war he started in Iran because he couldn’t say no to Netanyahu because Kushner works for foreign sources and Vanky tells daddy what to do.

The only thing missing from Thom Tillis’ beautiful takedown of Kristi Noem was making her go out on in the backyard and cut down a switch before he delivered that ass whippin’. She looked sadder than a strip club with a broken ATM.

Absolutely

What about explaining the possible instead? Would that help?

Y’all Trump’s neck is just from the hickey Netanyahu gave him when he said he would attack Iran.

They’re really trying to say this is from moisturizer or some shit lol

PLEASE don’t give them any suggestions because they’ll totally do it!

I was definitely too old for that show too back then. I only know of it from commercials and clips.

Good point. Because comics…

I feel like if Spider-Man didn’t exist, they’d try harder until they did