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Raffi Melkonian

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Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter. Host of The Appellate Wanderer podcast

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Let he who has not thought this cast the first stone.

01.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, maybe it’s different now. This was a long time ago.

28.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had so many arguments with French people about this. It’s hilarious.

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the time maybe 8. But yeah.

28.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo it’s true, they are loaded.”

β€œOk but how are they getting loaded selling flour at a 1% margin?”

β€œThe sandwiches! The lunch deals!”

β€œMy dude the lunch deal is a soda, a full adult sandwich, and a cake for 6 euros”

β€œA scandal!!”

28.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had so many lunches of a 1.2 euro baguette from the bakery and a β€œbad” supermarket Brie.

28.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Though I will say regular French people think bakers are rich because they do all their trade in cash and thus allegedly cheat the rapacious French tax man.

28.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly would not offer him an American baguette

28.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

For those who didn’t read my blog 20 years ago πŸ˜‚ I once spent a week with a family friend working in his Boulangerie in the Paris suburbs. A hard job (for him. I did squat). But rewarding. Not financially tho

28.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

The article says his baguette is aged for 14 hours before baking for peak flavor. That’s a pretty long fermentation for a baguette.

28.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

28.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4279    πŸ” 631    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 42

Very much.

28.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Sauer or Bondi told him no and he’s … seeking different advice

28.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, there were negotiations in Switzerland all week.

28.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. What I was thinking of.

28.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say I love that our whole MO now is to perfiduously pretend to negotiate and then attack.

28.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

Babbages

28.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank heavens!

28.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cancer is Dumb! Is better than MDA’s strikethrough of cancer slogan.

28.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new cancer??? I'm sorry to hear that. Damnit.

28.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This really important and interesting CA5 case comes to an end. SCOTUS to come?

28.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

President Camacho 2028!

28.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only he read the court rules he’d see rehearings are governed by Rule 44 of the SCOTUS rules.

27.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

27.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like because of my job I’m pretty clear eyed about which side is β€œuphill” on a case, and the President is standing next to a directly vertical wall in my view.

Again, laugh/cry if I turn out to be wrong.

27.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

The chief’s opinion was pretty short. The rest was just a sort of beef Gorsuch has!

27.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The VRA… has relevant enemies in a way birthright doesn’t. I think anyway.

27.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry this is not the most sophisticated analysis.

27.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

So the text, structure, and history are all on the same side. Countering that is…weird gibberish about post-bellum racists?

27.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

At the risk of having this skeet blopped on my head in a couple of months, the birthright citizenship case is an incredibly easy case decided by straightforward text, and that’s part of why these amicus briefs are all such dunks.

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