Let he who has not thought this cast the first stone.
01.03.2026 01:52 β π 97 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social
Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter. Host of The Appellate Wanderer podcast
Let he who has not thought this cast the first stone.
01.03.2026 01:52 β π 97 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0Oh, maybe itβs different now. This was a long time ago.
28.02.2026 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had so many arguments with French people about this. Itβs hilarious.
28.02.2026 22:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At the time maybe 8. But yeah.
28.02.2026 22:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βNo itβs true, they are loaded.β
βOk but how are they getting loaded selling flour at a 1% margin?β
βThe sandwiches! The lunch deals!β
βMy dude the lunch deal is a soda, a full adult sandwich, and a cake for 6 eurosβ
βA scandal!!β
Iβve had so many lunches of a 1.2 euro baguette from the bakery and a βbadβ supermarket Brie.
28.02.2026 22:03 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Though I will say regular French people think bakers are rich because they do all their trade in cash and thus allegedly cheat the rapacious French tax man.
28.02.2026 21:56 β π 84 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0I certainly would not offer him an American baguette
28.02.2026 21:55 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0For those who didnβt read my blog 20 years ago π I once spent a week with a family friend working in his Boulangerie in the Paris suburbs. A hard job (for him. I did squat). But rewarding. Not financially tho
28.02.2026 21:55 β π 112 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0The article says his baguette is aged for 14 hours before baking for peak flavor. Thatβs a pretty long fermentation for a baguette.
28.02.2026 21:50 β π 134 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.
www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...
Very much.
28.02.2026 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet Sauer or Bondi told him no and heβs β¦ seeking different advice
28.02.2026 13:58 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Yeah, there were negotiations in Switzerland all week.
28.02.2026 13:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. What I was thinking of.
28.02.2026 13:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't say I love that our whole MO now is to perfiduously pretend to negotiate and then attack.
28.02.2026 13:06 β π 392 π 58 π¬ 13 π 4Babbages
28.02.2026 04:39 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Thank heavens!
28.02.2026 04:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cancer is Dumb! Is better than MDAβs strikethrough of cancer slogan.
28.02.2026 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new cancer??? I'm sorry to hear that. Damnit.
28.02.2026 00:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This really important and interesting CA5 case comes to an end. SCOTUS to come?
28.02.2026 00:39 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0President Camacho 2028!
28.02.2026 00:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If only he read the court rules heβd see rehearings are governed by Rule 44 of the SCOTUS rules.
27.02.2026 21:14 β π 44 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0Yes.
27.02.2026 14:50 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I feel like because of my job Iβm pretty clear eyed about which side is βuphillβ on a case, and the President is standing next to a directly vertical wall in my view.
Again, laugh/cry if I turn out to be wrong.
The chiefβs opinion was pretty short. The rest was just a sort of beef Gorsuch has!
27.02.2026 14:34 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The VRAβ¦ has relevant enemies in a way birthright doesnβt. I think anyway.
27.02.2026 14:08 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry this is not the most sophisticated analysis.
27.02.2026 14:04 β π 307 π 3 π¬ 7 π 0So the text, structure, and history are all on the same side. Countering that isβ¦weird gibberish about post-bellum racists?
27.02.2026 14:04 β π 508 π 18 π¬ 2 π 1At the risk of having this skeet blopped on my head in a couple of months, the birthright citizenship case is an incredibly easy case decided by straightforward text, and thatβs part of why these amicus briefs are all such dunks.
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