This really is perfect
07.03.2026 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social
Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter. Host of The Appellate Wanderer podcast
This really is perfect
07.03.2026 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would never have known you value private property rights without a mention of Marx.
07.03.2026 18:42 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
You know what really spices up an opinion rejecting a taking? Some discussion of Karl Marx
www.lasc.org/opinions/202...
Uhhhhh
07.03.2026 15:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs this, from Tartine
07.03.2026 15:28 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Half
07.03.2026 15:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 012687 calories
One thing I suggest not doing is calculating the total calories of the cake youβre reading about
07.03.2026 15:24 β π 65 π 1 π¬ 8 π 0This rant about judges is probably about the tariffs case.
07.03.2026 06:01 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Canβt wait for his billboards. βEl Martillo de apelacionβ
07.03.2026 04:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Defense counsel in Texas and other similar high verdict states really care about this case, and I donβt think they are going to like this opinion much.
07.03.2026 04:53 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul D. Clement is a pretty good plaintiffβs lawyer, it turns out.
www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
Itβs like a spray tan slot machine
07.03.2026 03:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As I understand the flavor of skyline chili, itβs a sort of cinnamon spiked gravy with cheddar. Howβ¦. Does that translate?
07.03.2026 02:21 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 8 π 0I love that Delawareβs civility bete noir, maybe still, was a Texas trial lawyer
07.03.2026 02:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no these are not Europa universalis kinds of people
07.03.2026 02:18 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is one of the few foods I canβt even imagine the taste of.
07.03.2026 02:12 β π 87 π 3 π¬ 18 π 1I finally figured it out: this Iran war feels like the kinds of wars I used to have in Civilization II after I saved the game and felt like seeing how big a mess I could make.
07.03.2026 01:12 β π 491 π 53 π¬ 18 π 5BG3 is *really* good. I haven't played a game through twice since I was 12, and this one I'm on run 3.
06.03.2026 22:25 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if there's an arbitration provision?
06.03.2026 20:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what is this writing (again)
06.03.2026 19:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry, y'all. I was focused on the lying part and didn't think about procedural posture. Same point, though!
06.03.2026 19:30 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's sort of an opposite "With this affliction I will not contend."
"With your failure to surrender I will not contend."
Seriously, we're just leaving wins on the table, Carl.
06.03.2026 19:24 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"The judgment below is reversed when I am in a position to not pay it."
Man, this appellate stuff is easy.
This is actually brilliant: you can end infinity wars if you just keep starting wars.
06.03.2026 19:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol
06.03.2026 19:00 β π 57 π 4 π¬ 9 π 0That's the thing. They wanted to both say the refunds were easy (when they needed a stay to allow the tariffs to continue) and that the refunds were hard (when they need to pay them back).
06.03.2026 18:30 β π 123 π 23 π¬ 4 π 0
Note of frivolity: The other day at the supermarket, I thought I'd found one of my old shopping lists in the cart. It wasn't; it was someone else's, but was on the same paper.
But for a moment I thought about what kind of adventures my list might have had while I was away and this delighted me.
It doesn't read, to be fair, that they are refusing to pay, they're saying it will take a while. Which may well be fair.
06.03.2026 15:53 β π 42 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0
1. So sad too bad.
2. I think smoking out the implementation problems is a really good reason for the Judge to have entered his order requiring refunds immediately.
3. I'd forgotten about interest!