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Raffi Melkonian

@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social

Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter. Host of The Appellate Wanderer podcast

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Itโ€™s sort of 3 and 1

27.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, thereโ€™s no restaurant. Itโ€™s just him and a couple of guys in a rented kitchen

27.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The foodโ€™s excellent. Really great fish. As good as many high end brick and mortars

27.11.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you thank you thank you. #smallbusiness #sushi #houston #kaisensushi TikTok video by KaisenHTX

Here is the account

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrjwVsPq/

27.11.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can watch videos about financing terms for bulk tuna purchases endlessly - call me weird.

27.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tried Kaisen Sushi tonight. The owner is doing some a ghost kitchen + heavy social media strategy - lots of fun videos about the nitty gritty of running a sushi restaurant - and doing a really nice job.

27.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aonishiki elevated to Ozeki!

26.11.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really hope this incompetent and unethical "Habba" person hasn't gone on to do anything of import.

26.11.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEW: An unanimous appeals court panel โ€” authored by conservative Judge William Pryor and joined by Trump appointee Andrew Brasher โ€” upheld a $1 million sanction againt Trump/Habba for filing a "frivolous" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton

w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

26.11.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 721    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Me: The Colorado Appellate Rules are a direct analogue to the FRAP, I wonder why they're not just called the Colorado Rules of Appellate Procedure?

26.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love old menus, but man is our food better.

26.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

26.11.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s said this for a long time and itโ€™s closely related to what he thinks about tariffs (countries have only a certain amount of money and youโ€™ve got to keep it inside)

26.11.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having said that I just saw someone recommend *chocolate* pecan and that is a full blown abomination

26.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšข๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

25.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad Thanksgiving food discourse is starting up on here.

(Pecan#1)

25.11.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
PARR T to travel up to 250 miles from the Atlantic Coast. We cannot 
fathom how that is not permission to go upon the โ€œocean.โ€
Parr can point to no New York decision that supports his strained 
reading of the contract. To the contrary, New York courts have consistently 
deemed vessels โ€œocean goingโ€ where their insurance contracts expressl

PARR T to travel up to 250 miles from the Atlantic Coast. We cannot fathom how that is not permission to go upon the โ€œocean.โ€ Parr can point to no New York decision that supports his strained reading of the contract. To the contrary, New York courts have consistently deemed vessels โ€œocean goingโ€ where their insurance contracts expressl

ALL HANDS ON DECK. The Fifth Circuit has issued another maritime pun.

25.11.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Any list that does not include San Diego is not serious.

25.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look I haven't changed my mind about the possibility of Alice the Lawyer.

25.11.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I recently read an order striking a deposition as a sanction where the lawyer taking the depo, upon hearing an objection, would shout extensively about the size of his verdicts as a way to shut up the defending lawyer.

Just, no thank you.

25.11.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The life and joy must be squeezed out thoroughly from the lawyer before the sweet nectar of appellate practice can be offered.

25.11.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then, 4 years later, when trial comes around, literally none of the objections are of the slightest importance because they all get washed out in harmless error.

25.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was tangentially involved in one where they had to go to the federal magistrate judge on when lunch was going to be because they just could not agree.

25.11.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean you gotta build up to that.

25.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read dozens of depos a year, they're all like this.

25.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is basically every significant deposition. "No one is yelling." "YOU'RE Yelling." "No HE'S YELLING"

"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH"

25.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Raffi I don't understand why you hate depositions"

25.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Right! I mean I suppose there's some number that would work, but no one is handing that out!

25.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. If you gave them GLP1s for free, maybe.

25.11.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If money made any difference you'd see some kind of higher rates in the european social democracies, which provide so much support for family creation, and in fact there's nothing. Zilch.

25.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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