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[this is not self pity even tho it kinda sounds like it]

please NEVER allow me to take myself seriously… look at me…… i’m a fucking joke to the universe

ace’s saint cloud gay manifesto

hi! i'm alice. i'm a trans woman who grew up in saint cloud. i want to discuss two things separately, and then put them together:- saint cloud (is it good? bad? ugly?)- queer community saint cloud let's start with saint cloud. a town of about 71 thousand in […]

open source developer: introducing my new project, command line interface tools! aka CLIT!

guys? what? guys? what???

please take a look at my new account for my new business! 💖💖💖

https://hi.valentinessalon.space/@valentinessalon/115529197123142940

i am soon to migrate my account to my own instance! you can give it a follow at @2d@amvv.space!

such as. how do i federate

just opened my own mastodon instance! any tips for a complete noob?

[unserious]

i do NOT identify as a nerd, just because i use linux doesn’t mean u get to call me mean names!!!!!!

psa, if ur trans, u should go on spokeo.com/optout and remove your listing (assuming they have one for you). if you’ve legally changed your name, they leave your former name on the website, and often only put your real name in smaller text below your deadname. fuck those guys

if i had more time, id have written u a shorter email

i hope mom dommy wins

[really mean!! /j]

i hate u. i wish ur mom figured out she was gay two hours earlier.

so i deleted my account obviously

with food stamp money running out in the coming days for many people, alternative methods will need to be used to acquire food.

it is SO HARD to steal food, so absolutely DO NOT drive to a walmart or other grocery store that u don’t normally go to and wear a mask and take a cold bag or two in […]

venmo doesn’t let u change ur legal name hash tag transphobia

babe r u ok, ur in the bathroom but there’s no tiktok brainrot sounds ringing thru the whole apartment

am i allowed to text my friends “hey how’s it going” and if they don’t respond within two minutes, delete the text, or is that too evil

this is a real conversation had by real trans women:

so how long have u been transitioning for?

oh, maybe since around 2021 or 22

ohh, wow, so you’re really new to this!

😐 … uh huh, how long have you been transitioning?

since like 2020

seriously why tf do we need to try and seem like a […]

[lewd text post]

u might assume that after three years of hard work to be seen as a woman, i would be furious if someone called me a pretty boy while i was railing them. but u would be assuming wrong, holy shit that goes hard

ough… my boobs…. are just so biiiiig….. and huge.. and hot and sexy..

who else’s boobs r on fleek 2day

[re: aggressive image (joking)]

@polloshormones will try this next time i wear it

me, wearing a striped turtleneck and a black cropped blazer. the caption reads “i’m back and bustier than ever!” there is a pink arrow pointing to my boobs.

i did it chat, over a week out now, and i’m feeling great :) today was the first day i was able to drive.
if you’ve already donated to the gofundme, thank you so much. if not, any donations will help me get a bit more rest instead of door dashing to make rent. my […]

[Original post on chaosfem.tw]

trying to become bff’s with the apartment maitanence man. we’re getting coffee tomorrow

please cease all communications at once

this is a joke please call me every day and tell me u love me

[mild reference to sex in a dream]

spending so much time around water has yielded a really interesting benefit: i know when the water i’m seeing is real or not. like, duh, but that means that i can tell if i’m really standing next to the mississippi, or if i’m actually dreaming. so last night […]

is there some kind of foss app that would let me have a jellyfin-esque way of organizing my movies on my computer without needing a server to do so? or can i do this with jellyfin? i just have most of my movies on my laptop in a videos folder, so i just want a prettier way to look through them & […]

[i’ did morr drugs 😼]

mmm dmt yum yum yum! mmmm zanny delish !!!!

what are the causes or issues, big or tiny, that u think r the cutting edge of progressiveness? that many people aren’t even thinking about yet?

an example of a smaller one might be genderfluid people using more than one name, and the ability to use more than one name in various settings

strap on recs?