Glampa Jarrod

And we’re all paying the maintenance fees

Oy. Fetterman. He knows that a recall could further endanger the Senate. Fuck him.

#ImmediateFollow

Oh, you mean his kid?

Trump Grants Broad Clemency to Jan. 6 Rioters The extraordinary pardons and commutations extended to those who committed both violent and nonviolent crimes on Jan. 6, including assaulting police officers and seditious conspiracy.

President Trump's move to pardon nearly all of the 1,600 rioters charged with storming the Capitol on Jan. 6 would effectively undo years of efforts by federal investigators to seek accountability for the mob assault on the peaceful transfer of power after Trump's loss in the 2020 election.

Our foster sleeping with her tongue out. Hey, Bebe!

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen OMG: Elon Musk does the UNTHINKABLE at Trump rally

Girl! Did you SEE Elon do the Nazi salute?

Girl. I wonder how Ivanka’s #Jewish children feel about this?

Maybe the #edible just kicked in. Sometimes when mind you I like to do a little bop-bop with a jazz square.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Good lord. I mean, we all know it’s true but for him to explicitly say it? Play that video forever.

Looking like the Hamburgular.

We need this.

People have such short memories.

Here's Caitlyn Jenner at Mar-a-Lago for Trump's election night celebration--

Check the hotels. They’re empty. #NooneWasComing.

Same, girl. Same. My life has been a tapestry, too. But I’m burning that part of the Rug. #VoteBlue.

I mean, come on? We all understand why. Trump’s a liar and people believe him because they want to.

Good for her. Keep calling him a rapist. He is. It’s political speech, so it’s protected, just like his.

Good.

I like her, though. I couldn’t stomach the interview.

President Jimmy Carter’s memorial service was today at the National Cathedral near where I live in DC. This seems like an apt quote when I think about his amazing legacy. We should all live our lives like this.

Cause Elon is a whiny little bbbbb

I mean, do you really think he’s gonna learn a new script? He’s been talking about dripping water for 10 years. Half the time he still thinks he’s running against Hillary.

Hey fellas!

It was our first musical together! We were BABIES!!

I’m LIVING for the long overdue justice of the man who destroyed the lives of thousands of New Yorkers. He was a corrupt DA and tarnished the system and now he’s lost his law license. Do you really think he wasn’t like this all along? Of course he was. I love it.

Down 40 pounds. Still going strong.

#justaskglampa #trauma #transcend what doesn’t kill me makes me cry every time I see the wrong shade of orange. 🍊 I still don’t know why. OK, I know, but it’s none of your a goddamn business.

I mean, come on #JKRowling #justaskglampa