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I’m more of an animal, cracker muncher, but oyster crackers are in my top 10. Nothing beats a.Cheez-It.

Fake president versus real president

He wants to highlight his new peace prize. Note it prominently displayed on his desk, so it would be in the shot.

crowning himself like Napoleon.

Photorealistic

Unclear as to who make up her target market.

@handsoffnyc.bsky.social is training thousands of New Yorkers on how to protect their neighbors from ICE. Today, they are currently running two trainings in Brooklyn and the Bronx, both of which hit capacity because interest was so high.

This is the way, y’all—we protect each other, and we know it.

He’s degraded all of our nation’s highest honors by giving them to unworthy recipients. Whose biggest accomplishments are kissing his ass and donating money. This is just another honorific that is meaningless.

Sens. Tim Kaine, Rand Paul, Chuck Schumer, and Adam Schiff have filed a War Powers Resolution to block the use of the U.S. Armed Forces to engage in hostilities within or against Venezuela unless authorized by Congress.

Husband and father epic failure

I'm not saying I'm down with their obvious bribery, but can you blame them? They don't want ICE descending on their players and fans like sharks. That's only the beginning of what he's going to demand from FIFA.

The Chinese people I know hate Shen Yun. It's a religious cult.

What we are watching - as U.S. citizens are dragged out of cars and illegal war is waged in the Caribbean - is the corruption of the most sacred power we give the President - the power of violence.

We are no longer a democracy if the regime can use violence without restraint.

You right @gmf1369.bsky.social 😂🤣
They look fucking identical! 😂

According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.

Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?

It was a close race among Trump, MBS, Putin and Kim, but he pulled it out with his 10th peace deal.

Translation: she would have to undergo the Mar-a-Hag plastic surgery and fillers protocol

All in favor of Fascism:

Definitely his legacy will be the worst Chief Justice in our history.

Is he wrong? Cuz it pretty much seems like there's nothing stopping him.

Hemorrhoids

Don't give Auto Zone ideas. Trump is also a bitter Emmy loser.

And also those peacemaking ICE abductions and inserting National Guard into our cities.

SpongeBob rules. You made the right choice. See you at the movies.🍿

Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom Fan account I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL. Acyn @Acyn “This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.” Over a video of Trump accepting his new prize.

Have you ever had to wrassle one for rotisserie chicken. Just saying.

I'm always happy when MAGA start boycotting my favorite stores.