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@shutupsmalls.bsky.social

Typical bicoastal—east coast of the US + south coast of Finland

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I’ve been alive for what seems like years

01.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 77    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1
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Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

02.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1071    🔁 148    💬 75    📌 102
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Kuvat näyttävät | Päälle neljä tuntia ja noin 8 000 askelta: Espoolaismies tamppasi taideteoksen lammen jäälle Nuuksiossa Lumitaiteilija Janne Pyykkö luo taideteoksia, joita täytyy ihailla korkealta katsoen.

www.hs.fi/pkseutu/art-... Finnish news. An IT consultant/snow artist has created this beautiful work by walking carefully around an empty snow field in Nuuksio National Park

02.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reminds me of this display from the Finnish history museum a couple of years ago

01.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t give away my secret but they’re the perfect souvenir: they pack easily, people actually use them, you can’t really get them here, and they’re like $5

27.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll get you one in the spring

27.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A green reusable grocery bag with Moomin in various poses

A green reusable grocery bag with Moomin in various poses

There is no item of clothing, no quirky, expensive, fun, or otherwise remarkable accessory I could ever purchase that will get me more comments & compliments on American streets than this Moomin bag I bought at the grocery store for €3

27.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Omg just saw the news and came to congratulate you!

27.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

26.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 13024    🔁 3248    💬 425    📌 244

I had to change my password for work and instead I got locked out of all my accounts. After confirming with my boss and IT that I wasn’t fired I’ve been having a lovely little afternoon off while they work to fix it

26.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

26.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 330    🔁 41    💬 3    📌 0

I happened upon the bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, by the river today. He told me his ancestors should have never moved into coal, "a dirty business." I said that coal built two wings on the grand house. "Hard to fly without wings" he replied and puffed his pipe.

26.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 83    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

It rhymes with pals btw. But I’ll never correct you. I answer to the other pronunciations as well

26.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suomeks vai englanniks?

25.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you know them now?

25.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every load of laundry implies the violence of its folding

25.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

Feels bad 😟

25.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone fucking stole my winter boots from the hallway

25.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pleased to hear. I love a money-back guarantee

24.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any mail for me?

24.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The good thing about this storm is Boston can finally regain its reputation as a grimy winter city

24.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is it in German?

22.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love cake and hate frosting and I’m on a lifelong mission to prove they don’t need to go together

22.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all these johnny-come-latelies buying milk and bread before the snowstorm.. i been buying milk and bread for years. i mean i guess it's nice that other people are finally checking out milk and bread but it's kindof sad that this had to be what finally did it.. .

23.01.2026 12:17 — 👍 86    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

That’s a beaut

22.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve organized (though not paid for) a number of children’s birthday parties across the country to celebrate

22.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you! Hope your teeth are staying clean and strong 🦷🪥

22.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy almost birthday!

22.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s good to have a birthday in February to make the month bearable

22.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0
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yle.fi/a/74-20211523

21.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0