Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size
29.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@kainalo.bsky.social
Washed up speedrunner and a up-and-coming Hardbass producer. Finnish Quake-scene self-proclaimed ambassador and Mallasmittelöt CEO.
Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size
29.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!
01.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A Plague Tale: Requiem is fun
27.07.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"She was great, but her job was adding progress bars to maps in video games"
24.07.2025 07:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's an alternative universe out there, where Ubisoft towers never became a thing in video games
23.07.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Living next to strawberry/pea fields has proven to be extremely damaging to my finances. It's basically a 10-20€ tax anytime I bike past the fields to go to the store.
Might be the best problem I've ever had.
youtu.be/CWVp62Sb_WU Music video for 315 is releasing in a few hours!!!! (8pm EEST). Be there 🤙
10.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1New hardbass track 315 released for your ESA travel playlists! Pump it up, make it louder blah blah blah. Available on most music services.
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/37dV3m...
34mins under estimate. Don't tell the ESA scheduling team
23.06.2025 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey #ESASummer25 goers!
Want to easily see a schedule of all of your friends runs? hekathon.com/scheduletool got you covered!
Slightly updated, but still not perfect (No export or first Saturday). Hekathon and PSN buttons prefill the schedule with either groups runners.
Day 4 of practicing GotG for ESA
19.06.2025 15:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Noticed wasps were building a hut somewhere in the ventilation part of my chimney, so I had to spray my vents down with Raid. I don't hear the wasps anymore, but a group of leprechauns moved in. Nice fellas
15.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Adulting kind of fun ngl
14.06.2025 12:09 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My rhubarb out here fully erected on a sunday, sheesh
01.06.2025 17:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dogsitting and I tried to be smart and slapped a mattress on the ground, so both dogs could fit to sleep on it.
Didn't expect them to sleep like human couples where the smaller one gets 80% of the bed
Dogsitting the goodest gals
20.05.2025 13:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best thing about living 20km away from the city centre is taking an uber and having the driver look at the map and go "Where is this?".
And then waiting to see if they have the balls to say "Uber takes too big of a cut and I can't get any customers on the way back. Could we just use basic cab fare"
Fucking slug shat on my wall
27.04.2025 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huomenna laival "työmatkal"
21.04.2025 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0slug
20.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hello spring
03.04.2025 06:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 06 days later, I have now learned that ass injuries are nothing to laugh about
14.03.2025 08:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#BG3 Scratch finds treasure
12.03.2025 12:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finnish culture moment:
Not being able to go to the office because I fell down sauna steps at my neighbors (cant sit properly), and having to specify at work that it wasn't because I was drunk
Born to be free, forced to wake up at 6am on a monday to update nugets
10.03.2025 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Testing the idea right now
03.03.2025 08:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New gameshow idea.
Get The Neighbor's Cat Out Of Your Shed Without Touching It
Red wine and cola 50/50 with plenty of ice. Pretty fire
15.02.2025 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0