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Kainalo

@kainalo.bsky.social

Washed up speedrunner and a up-and-coming Hardbass producer. Finnish Quake-scene self-proclaimed ambassador and Mallasmittelöt CEO.

61 Followers  |  21 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023  |  1.5113

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Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size

29.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday!

01.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A Plague Tale: Requiem is fun

27.07.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"She was great, but her job was adding progress bars to maps in video games"

24.07.2025 07:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's an alternative universe out there, where Ubisoft towers never became a thing in video games

23.07.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Living next to strawberry/pea fields has proven to be extremely damaging to my finances. It's basically a 10-20€ tax anytime I bike past the fields to go to the store.
Might be the best problem I've ever had.

18.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Kainalo Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/CWVp62Sb_WU Music video for 315 is releasing in a few hours!!!! (8pm EEST). Be there 🤙

10.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
YouTube video by Kainalo Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)

New hardbass track 315 released for your ESA travel playlists! Pump it up, make it louder blah blah blah. Available on most music services.
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/37dV3m...

26.06.2025 05:10 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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34mins under estimate. Don't tell the ESA scheduling team

23.06.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey #ESASummer25 goers!
Want to easily see a schedule of all of your friends runs? hekathon.com/scheduletool got you covered!
Slightly updated, but still not perfect (No export or first Saturday). Hekathon and PSN buttons prefill the schedule with either groups runners.

22.06.2025 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 4 of practicing GotG for ESA

19.06.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noticed wasps were building a hut somewhere in the ventilation part of my chimney, so I had to spray my vents down with Raid. I don't hear the wasps anymore, but a group of leprechauns moved in. Nice fellas

15.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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14.06.2025 17:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Adulting kind of fun ngl

14.06.2025 12:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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My rhubarb out here fully erected on a sunday, sheesh

01.06.2025 17:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogsitting and I tried to be smart and slapped a mattress on the ground, so both dogs could fit to sleep on it.
Didn't expect them to sleep like human couples where the smaller one gets 80% of the bed

21.05.2025 09:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogsitting the goodest gals

20.05.2025 13:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best thing about living 20km away from the city centre is taking an uber and having the driver look at the map and go "Where is this?".
And then waiting to see if they have the balls to say "Uber takes too big of a cut and I can't get any customers on the way back. Could we just use basic cab fare"

08.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fucking slug shat on my wall

27.04.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Huomenna laival "työmatkal"

21.04.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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slug

20.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Hello spring

03.04.2025 06:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

6 days later, I have now learned that ass injuries are nothing to laugh about

14.03.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#BG3 Scratch finds treasure

12.03.2025 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finnish culture moment:
Not being able to go to the office because I fell down sauna steps at my neighbors (cant sit properly), and having to specify at work that it wasn't because I was drunk

10.03.2025 06:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Born to be free, forced to wake up at 6am on a monday to update nugets

10.03.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Testing the idea right now

03.03.2025 08:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New gameshow idea.
Get The Neighbor's Cat Out Of Your Shed Without Touching It

03.03.2025 08:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Red wine and cola 50/50 with plenty of ice. Pretty fire

15.02.2025 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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