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I’d say all of them (except Celtics) but I don’t want you to have to make more lol

Morgan I am building a crew themed battle jacket and I will pay you so much money for crew patches. Please I beg you. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

MLS2ATX is born.

Eight years ago yesterday.

Turned out okay. #SavedTheCrew

🔫BANG👓

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whoa calm down

A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:

Build the statue.

#Crew96 captain Darlington Nagbe announces retirement at end of this MLS season www.dispatch.com/story/sports...

Maybe the most transcendent thing about Darlington Nagbe is that he always seems free to choose. Most of us act from necessity; dribble 'til we're trapped or lose the ball, score as many goals as we can, go as far as our talent will stretch. We don't stop until we have to. Nagbe chooses.

Darlington Nagbe with 2023 MLS Cup in Diego Valeri’s post

Darlington El egoísmo no encaja en el deporte colectivo. Hay que compartir la pelota. Sin embargo, Darlington Nagbe bien podría quedársela un partido entero y apuesto que nadie se la sacaría. El capitán de Columbus es un alma humilde y un soberbio jugador de fútbol. Hace 10 años lo conocí y era un wing derecho desequilibrante con gol. Hoy es un mediocampista que entiende todo lo que necesita su equipo. Porque este es "su" equipo. El pequeño hombre silencioso se empodera cuando juega. Así habla. En el silencio llora las injusticias y mastica los caramelos del dolor. Esta profesión tiene sus nubes grises. Nagbe es un sol. Se hace grande en el campo de juego, su sonrisa brilla en el escenario, levanta un trofeo más como lo hizo en cada club en el que jugó. Si algún día tengo nietos, y me preguntan del fútbol de Estados Unidos, voy a contarles que jugué con él. Darlington Selfishness doesn't fit into team sports. The ball must be shared. However, Darlington Nagbe could very well keep it at his feet for an entire match, and I bet no one would take it away. The captain of Columbus is a humble soul and an outstanding football player. I met him 10 years ago, and he was a dazzling right winger with a scoring touch. Today, he's a midfielder who understands everything his team needs. Because this is "his" team. The quiet little man empowers himself when he plays. That's how he speaks. In silence, he mourns injustices and savors the candies of pain. This profession has its gray clouds. Nagbe is a sun. He grows on the field, his smile shines on the stage, holding a trophy in his hands, as he did in every club he played for. If I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the United States, I will tell them that I played with him.

Diego Valeri wrote about Nagbe “If I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the United States, I will tell them that I played with him”

If I ever have grandchildren, I will tell them that I watched him

What a career Darlington Nagbe has had.

After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.

Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:

“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”

The best to ever do it.

Honestly at this point I’d like them to lose as quickly as possible so I can stop watching soccer and start watching hockey

The crew can still hurt me but the guards made the postseason which is great.

(Issa sitting in a Soldier Field suite, furiously typing away on his laptop and making phone calls trying desperately to sell Rossi and never replace him.)

The team walking off without singing Wise Men with us is a perfect representation of how ruined the culture is inside this club.

Momo ayase from Dandadan posing.

Momo.

Momo Ayase won this month's poll on patreon. You gotta do Dandadan we some forced perspective.

New episode! The boys are all out of wack this time so the episode is kinda weird but we press forward!
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3 points #Crew96

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MOVE EVERY USMNT WORLD CUP MATCH TO COLUMBUS OHIO AND WE WIN THE WORLD CUP TELL ME NO 😤

Illustration of Kara, a character from my manga "Go! Go! Gris!". She's a tanned, short silver haired cat girl wearing bright mom jeans, a yellow shirt with "Lager" written on it, an oversize green shirt , holding a coffee and looking confidently.

coffee with her?

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

A play in three acts

I love rematch so much because it is so good and fun. But I fucking hate it because everyone who plays it is a fucking moron who has no ball knowledge.

Me when I’m feeling jolly: Ho ho ho!

Custom hats from Supporter Supply Co.

A custom soccer jersey from Supporter Supply Co.

Happy #LaborDay from all of us at Antifa HQ.

The Miami playbook is so funny.

1. Play bad and get destroyed
2. Complain the whole time because the ref isn’t in your pocket
3. Start a fight at the end of the game cause you’re butthurt.

Worst team in the league and it’s not even close.

My favorite team is #crew96. My second favorite team is anyone who beats Miami.