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Congratulations to Lionel Messi for amassing 67% of the MLS Cup assist total of 2008 #Crew96 Guillermo Barros Schelotto. You approached the general vicinity of greatness, Leo, and that's quite a feather in your cap.

Miami is bad for the league full stop. I don’t want mls to be the best league in the world. I want it to be weird. I want it to be full of weird esoteric rules. I want Messi to hate mls. This sucks

Miami is fundamentally bad for the league. This is the beginning of the end. MLS is doomed.

Is it obvious I liked the new lord Huron album?

It’s cool, you guys. We got money for Nancy. And for Cucho. And Aidan, and Christian, and Hinestroza. When Wessam leaves we’ll get money for him too. Same with Max and Shulte. Maybe Rossi. Maybe Farsi. Think about all that money. We’ll have so much fucking money, you guys. You just wait and see.

The Disrespected Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.

There's something about Wilfried Nancy's exit from #Crew96 that was sticking in my spleen, so I vented a bit. No paywall on this one. Have a nice day.
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If you get mad when I call your female dog “buddy” I instantly don’t give a fuck about anything you say I know you suck as a person.

Enforcing the roster rules

Drew a bunnysuit variant of our Shadowheart piece

There is no reason to compare such a wonderful and handsome man to such a horrible and perverted ghoul like RFK jr.

Merci pour tout. #Crew96

I've long been a staunch "it's OK to play American soccer." Something relatable to fans who grew up with other sports in the U.S. Eschew Real and Inter and F.C. Plural nicknames, etc. I actually like the best-of-three Round One of MLS playoffs that pinkie-waggers hate. Yo, Crew, you didn't beat FCC.

Rotten Girl

Commissioned
#rkggk

How tf have they never played Chicago once

The popular sisters at Illyria🍺🍺

Every case i see for “mls growth” prioritizes wealth at the expense of fans. Bigger franchises fees, more money, more subscriptions, more private equity.
Nothing involved with growing the game apparently involves actual fans who make the game unique.

Hot take: We are giving up on Americans ever loving the sport and trying to appease the internationals.

MLS owners are also probably ecstatic they don’t have Pride Month or Juneteenth games anymore

You listen to a playlist of sad songs when you're feeling bad.
I watch secret bases’ “Fighting in the age of loneliness”
We are not the same.

Hey Siri, play “There Goes My Hero” on repeat until the sun melts the earth. #Crew96 #ThankYouNagbe

Darlington Nagbe. The People’s Champion 💛🖤

Insanity.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Good night, sweet prince. Your watch is ended.

#Crew96

Pour one out, Columbus. A terrific career draws to a close. #Crew96 #Nagbeast.