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MICHAEL RICHARDS STANDUP SPECIAL COMING TO NETFLIX 2024

A picture of a miyoo mini plus running the legend of Zelda a link to the past. Blurred foliage is in the background.

absolutely in love with this thing.

all pharmacies should be like the dispensary. if you get a sinus infection the lady at CVS should make you choose between Bacteria Slap OG and Amoxicillin Haze x Alexander Fleming Diesel

remember when the government spent a couple days talking about aliens? lol that was crazy

no but I do beg them a little

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

taxi driver is the most overrated movie of all time

bringing back the harlem shake and i cannot be stopped

starting saturday strong

it's fun to tell people "I deleted my X"

this is barding. these sheep are ready to ride into battle

hey everybody im just chilling on bluesky

A bus bench painted pink with Barbie advertising and anti-homeless separators

What if we kissed on the anti-homeless Kench? Just kidding...unless

people who like me don't even bring me to parties 😭