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Sky The Manbear

@skythemanbear.bsky.social

A big hairy manbear, raised by my papa bears to live the jungle life to the fullest! Super subby hypnofan and frequent prey of Kaa. Creator of The Delicious ManClub audio series and co-founder of the religion Kaatholicism. (No minors)

209 Followers  |  316 Following  |  249 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024  |  2.2676

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Oh lord he supporting

Fat cat with a pride flag

Oh lord he supporting Fat cat with a pride flag

Happy Pride

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Fantastic work!

02.05.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll be honest - I don't want to do my own research. I want to have trusted doctors and scientists who can produce peer reviewed data and best practices and tell me how best to keep my kids safe.

30.04.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2125    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 28

Beat-lejuice.

30.04.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Pony? Little.

30.04.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark taught me that mixing methyl orange with clear acids changes their color.

29.04.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have at me!

28.04.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this one.

26.04.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From the inside?

23.04.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s a really personal question, fitted sheet.

15.04.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(J/k, I like to pretend The Hobbit movies don’t exist.)

14.04.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big typo on the box, though, they only made 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Maybe they’ll make a single, nicely compact Hobbit movie someday, who knows.

13.04.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, great, now we’re both wet.

12.04.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another pool day for this Dad bodπŸ’¦

12.04.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1321    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2

Sleep… trust… surrender.

05.04.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hypnosnakes make amazing exorcists.

β€œThe power of Kaarist Kaampels you!”

04.04.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Kaa should be able to control other drivers’ karts.

02.04.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello from the other side! So nice to see you again!

01.04.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty subtle, but if you look at Sir Hiss' name really close you can see the word used to represent the sound a snake makes with their tongue, too.

31.03.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope in the live-action Zelda movie Link gets a musical instrument that can summon snakes.

An oKaarina, if you will.

29.03.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon snake with hypnotic eyes and the words `` trusst in me '' . ALT: a cartoon snake with hypnotic eyes and the words `` trusst in me '' .

My ideal economic policy is one where all goods and services go to a hypnotic snake, and we just trust that he’ll use them well.

Kaammunism, if you will.

29.03.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the same at the end of the month. Buh-bye, endless Trump ads.

29.03.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hear hear

29.03.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 40834    πŸ” 11666    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

It’s okay, Chris Pratt’ll do just fine.

29.03.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno but I really wanna play with macroBaloo.

27.03.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Handsome Coach!

27.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna go back in!

27.03.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a panther and a snake with both eyes if you please ALT: a cartoon of a panther and a snake with both eyes if you please

Let’s be real, Bagheera knew it was hopeless even with just one eye. Opening the other one was him admitting defeat and diving headfirst into the PING.

27.03.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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