Christine

Watching Alex Honnold free solo Taipei 101, so proud of him and of the glorious views of Taiwan even though my toes are literally sweating 😄 #skyscraperLive #netflix #taiwan

Such an amazing piece - best thing I've read this month

my first ag job was on a lovely little dairy farm in Hokkaido - you'd never catch me drinking raw milk! not even with warm soapy water to rub down their udders first. after a happy morning of grazing in pasture those ladies like to let loose while getting milked 😅

let's pick who we want play the next Bond, I'll go first: Tessa Thompson

CMAT, pop’s gobbiest, gaudiest star: ‘Everyone else in music needs a kick up the hole!’ Playing stadiums and causing dance crazes, the Irish singer-songwriter is going supernova – and whether opining on trans rights, body shaming or capitalism, she’s more forthright than ever

Can’t remember the last time I read an interview with a pop star that is basically one banger quote after another. She said more stuff of interest in this one interview than most pop stars say in their whole lifetime

is it time to dust off foraging and barter skills

ALL

Not now sweetie, mommy is busy getting ignored online again

Trio of middle aged folks wearing an incredible embroidered oil slick sequined coat, a boom box trunk purse, a yellow Russian doll hat. The other two are wearing Panama hat and white linen coat, and midnight sequined gown with gold brocade jacket.

I wanna go where they're going

*pulls out my long sleeve surfshirt* for everything else zinc oxide I’m over 35 I don’t care if I’m caked in white clay 😎

I just use the round lab birch juice all over but I also embrace my asian auntie sleeve era

this may be the best opener of all time

parental leave is a mindwarp, when I last checked in the orcas were running psyops on this site and now it’s the feds?

Recommended coats from eBay that include a mob wife ski jacket, boho kimonos, floral maximalism zips

my eBay algo knows I'm exploring mob wife aesthetic meets boho floral maximalism

the matte is giving!!

I put on this soothing yoga teacher larping voice and drag responses out as long as possible bc anxiety about blank airtime

the kids are using gluestix instead of plucking thin eyebrows

drag saves lives

let the children benefit from our trauma

like pied piper when it actually ended up being videochat for teens

queer parents! how are we doing pride?

insomnia x ADHD go hand in hand bc we have no sense of time and can't overcome the inertia to switch to not awake mode

I feel like this Rizz reality dating app is gonna blow up

we get to also throw colorful treats from hovercraft like painted peanuts

not at all sure

there's no side eye like a baby's side eye, they've got nothing to compare you to but whatever you're doing ain't it

the moment your infant is finally for sure asleep and you sit down to eat
baby: sup what're we having