simon

girls can be a little goth as a treat 🖤

enamoured by a beautiful elderly folkie smoking cigarettes outside my office door

giggling, kicking my feet in the air, &c. &c.

metal head dispensary worker told me a tale of woe: he had to leave his SCOBY in BC when he moved cross-country :,(

new doctor has a pink triangle tattoo and was like ‘sure we’ll refill your t - do you want some free vyvanse ??’

need more unhinged trans people to follow on here

Me

they named a bug after you. it's only found in snug little blankets of moss, flowers, and friends. its favourite things to do are flutter and enchant the world around it. yeah its called lilhomie gayassia

Picture of kid standing with the caption “I’m normal and know how to hold my hands”

I can’t stop laughing at this picture

tumblr post by user 1995lahaine reading we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that. the post has 7,614 notes

a medieval drawing of a corpse with a gold necklace rising out of a grave. There is a scroll drawn above him in an arch shape that has “memento homo” written on it

some of yall need a reminder..........

my move lately is to be up till 3am and wake up early anyway due to brain broken syndrome - two birds with one stone!!

need a wealthy benefactor so I can get new clothes and stop girlmoding every other day 🙏

former woman, current dyke 🫡

girl I’m flirting with is suspiciously close to saying I’ve given her toxoplasmosis

under communism we’ll all be eachother’s mommies 😌

always trying to come up with good posts based on what happens in analysis - got to milk the unconscious for content

Can of vanilla Coca Cola with coffee stands on a wooden table. In the background there is a projector and trees visible through a window.

another beverage pic - this tastes like evil eggnog

🙇‍♂️

simon holds a black can of beer reading prairie common amber lager from nonsuch. it has a crest with a bison. you can see a little of a seventies yellow floral chair, and simon’s jean-clad knee

chewsday brewsday

going to mcfreaking lose it with this tourism job lol

girl i’m flirting with invited me to watch her twitch stream 🥹

✊🫠🐥

Dark blue background with slight gradient. At the top and in the middle of the image is the WPFG logo with a line through it. Directly below, smaller white centred text reads: “Hey Winnipeg, mark your calendars…“. Large, bold text below reads “WPCH is taking over critical mass on July 28, 2023”. Below the text is the black WPCH logo. The footer reads “Stay tuned for more info!“

A red octagon STOP sign with the words STOP above the WPFG logo. Below the WPFG logo is the black WPCH logo.

WINNIPEG: Mark your calendars for the evening of Friday, July 28!

WPCH is collabing with Critical Mass for a special ride in protest of the World Police and Fire "Games."

Please share - and stay tuned for more details! #CancelWPFG2023

one day I will figure out the perfect rhythm of doing groceries and laundry and then I will stop being insane

Howdy!

this golden-handed tamarin wards off emails

sky has titties

I quit cigarettes after 10 years of moderate use (1-3 pack a month) only to wake up inside a cigarette due to Quebec wildfires