Philip K. Schtick

Every time someone in the Trump orbit mentions a refund check, they should be asked how much these refund checks would’ve been if they didn’t spend $170billion on ICE and send $40billion to Argentina.

Yeah, Ptolemy about it

Like, if a psychic told Kim Kardashian she could be a survivalist would everything but the plastic parts of her be decomposing in a Borneo jungle right now?

It’s just a really weird way to find out psychics are full of shit.

Another weapon for this administration’s Selective Enforcement toolbelt

If having your phone records looked at is worth 500k, how much does each US citizen detained by ICE get?

When I was a teen in the 00s it was sites like Stereogum, BrooklynVegan, and Prefix that really guided my music exploration beyond radio/mtv. I owe them a lot. Subscribing is the least I could do.

David Cross as the morgue attendant servicing Vincent D’onofrio as Alien bug in an Edgar suit from Men In Black. It’s dark, dank with really sterile lighting

The morgue lobby from MIB should be the blueprint.

That seemed the like the idea before this weekend.

So is the idea to punish the Republicans on healthcare for the midterms?

Are you a Gattacan, or are you a Gattacan’t?

My partner worked at Target for 15yrs from cashier up to store director. The goal is to be as understaffed as possible. They lean on their ETLs (dept. managers) to work 50hrs (in theory but more like 60-70) to offset lack of hourly employees. No one there wants to smile because they are overworked.

If a fart had a shadow, this is what it would look like

YouTube video by Patton Oswalt - Topic Tom Carvel

Classic Patton bit

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Draining entire river systems for this.

*extremely The Departed Boston accent *

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It takes an insane levels of revisionist history to refer to the left who opposed the Iraq War as knee-jerk, and not the centrist Democrats who were tripping over themselves to keep up with Republican jingoism.

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The Jeb Bush special

Pelosi knew when to quit

It’s been about 3 years since I signed up and after HBO Max and Netflix, Nebula is my 3rd most used app on my TV. $36/yr is a steal for what you’re getting, but I just decided I’m fully hooked and got the lifetime membership.

Norman Rockwell meets Doonesbury

Question for Legal Bluesky; what if he threw a hotdog?

I used to work for a wine shop that had to stop offering a quarterly wine and cheese class because we didn’t have a permit from the education dept.

This looks like the opening shot in roughly 80% of pornography filmed in 1998.

Measure twice, force shrimp through a sieve once.

Remember when everyone in media lost their shit when Obama accidentally said 57 states instead of 47 states?

I would love to see a timeline of how Tommy Tuberville pronounces Nigeria as he got more information about the country

They’re making a sign for the new ballroom, too