Best thing I heard today

"Everyday feels like a Nigerian Prince scam"

#fucktrump

06.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

05.02.2025 17:43 — 👍 9124    🔁 1266    💬 65    📌 33

Friend - "Hey, you look great!"
Me - " Thanks, it's called salmonella poisoning!"

I've never been this sick in my life. It's still better than reading the news every day.

#foodpoisoning #salmonella #helpme #newssuxks

06.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wake up every morning wondering what human right is going to be taken away from myself, or my friends, today.

03.02.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No one prepares you for when your child wants to stop sleeping with their special blanket 😭 #motherhood

03.02.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0