Best thing I heard today
"Everyday feels like a Nigerian Prince scam"
#fucktrump
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Best thing I heard today
"Everyday feels like a Nigerian Prince scam"
#fucktrump
Friend - "Hey, you look great!"
Me - " Thanks, it's called salmonella poisoning!"
I've never been this sick in my life. It's still better than reading the news every day.
#foodpoisoning #salmonella #helpme #newssuxks
I wake up every morning wondering what human right is going to be taken away from myself, or my friends, today.
03.02.2025 16:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one prepares you for when your child wants to stop sleeping with their special blanket π #motherhood
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