@kerfursfur.bsky.social
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Don't text on your test!! Also I got outvoted so we got curly fries instead of waffle :(
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⭑ I've pulled some strings. You don't die as easily this time.
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Y. Yeah. Sure.
28.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yawnnnnnn.
28.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's!! A self-defense instinct. Okay.
28.01.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.
28.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ Slowly shutting off to avoid telling the truth. ]
28.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kerfur tuah!
28.01.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I! AM NOT A PERVERT! YOU ARE! YOU!
28.01.2026 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YIPPIE KA-YAY!!
28.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0COUGH.
28.01.2026 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, if you're willing, I'm willing, ya know what I'm sayin'.
28.01.2026 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm going to fuck you.
Up.
Up. Up.
Up, right?
I'm not even that freaky. It's just one of the mechanisms built onto me that is entirely optional.
28.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ERMM ACTUALLY --
[ Glasses form on it's screen. ]
I MEAN THAT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPREAD OUT IN THE GROUND.
Oh I am going to pound you against the ground right now.
28.01.2026 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ Trying to find the button to shut itself down. ]
28.01.2026 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT WAS ALREADY FREAKY BY NATURE KEL!!
28.01.2026 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT HAS DOUBLE-MEANING!! THAT'S THE ISSUE!
28.01.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Stupid perverts at the work place.
28.01.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'CAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY SAYING YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ASSHOLE STRETCHED. OKAY?
28.01.2026 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Sweet Allmighty Cosmology God...
Fine, fine! You want to be stretched out so bad? Then that's fine by me! Be stretched! What do I care!
[ ERROR. Slowly showing the meaning of the word 'stretched out' on it's screen. ]
PLEASE! USE ANYTHING. ELSE.
PLEASE don't CALL IT 'STRETCHED OUT'.
27.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Kerfur Tuah!
27.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kel is such a cutiee...
26.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[ Kerfur stretches a little, despite no need to, and then starting to knead the fabric of the bed, curling up. ]
Prrrrrr...!
[ Liftttt. Flopping down on bed. ]
Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
Nya!
25.01.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]
No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
