Terry Twinspin

That doesn’t sound good for a journalist!

I’ve had to stop myself referring to Jolly Soopah all day. I blame Private Eye.

RIP Dame Jilly Cooper

A gem from @miffythegamer.bsky.social from five years ago on ‘the other place’.

I once suggested to a past contestant of Strictly that the voice of the football on Sky Sports should do it. “You have to be a celebrity” said he.

I think we’ve reached the point where he now counts.

ITV kind of gave up on Saturday nights then. The BBC just went for it.

Well, I NEVER, EVER, IN A MONTH OF SUNDAYS saw that coming.

You could replace all of that with ‘Friend with benefits’ and it would be truer.

Sounds like you’ve never made breakfast for trade in your life!!!!!!!

Two gay men with nothing to talk about?? Really???? That’s a first #thearchers

Simply Red, standing by #familyguy

I’m taking my mother’s approach. Do what you can before you can’t.

That sounds like something out of a comedy.
I hope that you’re ok though x

We all have to go sometime. I’m not sure reading a book about it is going to make the thought any easier!

I don’t think they can, tbf. Mone either has renounce it or, possibly, an Act has to be passed. Either way, her ‘poor me’ defence has annoyed me even more. But probably not as much as nursing staff who soldiered on during Covid while she allegedly lobbied to use the fast lane.

I know that feeling. There’s only me here and I get jumpy when I break into the only 16 pack of loo rolls.

“He was sure that he remembered that when you died, you wanted your ashes scattered in Allied Carpets”.

One Foot In The Grave, BBC.

Good Lord, I do both. I must be superhuman!

Something I already knew!! As Fuma Sarah (I think)

A ghost has visited and left you a Chinese meal

I watched it on its original transmission and liked it. I tried watching it again recently, and unlike some other things that she did, this (in my view) didn’t travel through time well.

That simply isn’t good enough. She should yield her seat there for good.

I think Amazon are the wankers here.

Fab!!

Arrhythmia is ghastly. Best of luck xx

Good luck. What are you having done?

I’m sorry, did I just hear Justin Webb quote from the Unherd website on Radio 4?

You’re only supposed to do that in middle age!!!

Like the difference between ‘P-you-tin’ and ‘P-oo-tin’

Do you mean ‘syouers’? Rather than soo-ers?