Terry Twinspin

Autocorrect 🙄. It wasn’t supposed to say that but still…

So he’s a homophobic test as well as the other claims made by third parties

How, then, do you explain election of native New Yorker Alexander ‘Boris’ Johnson to the same position?

I do hope not. It was turning into Byker Grove with farms.

I like the look too. Though I wish we could drop the ‘Great’ as it’s attached to everything. If we can have an airline called British Airways, we can have a train operator called British Railways.

Further agree.

Definitely would

Possibly a sign of Colonel Shame.

I will never understand how Evri work. I think it must have something to do with some kind of target for delivery having just been given the packages to deliver.

Don’t tell me. You were advised that it was out for delivery the absolute minute they marched up to the front door with it.

There was a young lady from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
Then can pay to get out again too.

Someone from Purley in Surrey with ginger hair?

You aren’t wrong. Torchwood was ok. I never saw the Sarah Jane Adventures and the single K9 spin off passed me by too.
I suppose that if I’m going see a Doctor Who show, I’d like the full fat version, not elements of it.

It just seems to me that it’s a Doctor Who spin off without the Doctor.

Well, the water in Mallorca doesn’t taste like what it ought to

#TWBTLATS

That bathroom is going to get dreadful mould with the cistern lid off

As it would be for me.

Well, he’s full of bright ideas, isn’t he? I remember him being the brains behind the ‘older people who need care must be compelled to sell their house to pay for it’. Went down well ….

Enjoy your bed, Dick

Helllllllairrrrrrr!

In his younger years, sure. He did do crusty old man well much later on.

No, he’s making a cup of tea whilst crouching on the ground addressing the dog’s arse.

The transition between the opening shot and the last one makes it look as though she downed a couple of gins during recording. Nice to see Helena Handcart putting in an appearance.

Being given a blow job by the bins behind Primark will now become a mark of honour. Like joining the mile high club. Or, the case of Eurostar, the mile under club…

Yikes!!!!

An oldie but a goodie.

Well, the Sly Stallone guy looks likes the bloke in the Dolmio advert.

Murder She Wrote, Columbo, hot sex followed by a nice cup of tea and The Mirror Crack’d

There is only one person responsible for England’s appalling performance in The Ashes and that person is RACHEL REEVES.
By raising income tax in her budget she has put unbearable fiscal pressure on our top order batters. She also blatantly lied about Bazball.
She MUST resign!
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I’m not sure I’d put a Christmas tree up me in the front room too, tbh….😏

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