Head Worm inside Head of HHS

Who said it: my appendage #RFKjr or Dr. Steve Brule

Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's because you're making them out of stupid water…Put some fruit juice in there, and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your raw milk!

Who said it: my appendage #RFKjr or Dr. Steve Brule

Like other Americans, I've reconciled myself to the idea that an animal's life has been sacified to bring me a meal of pork or chicken

Who said it: my appendage #RDKjr or Dr. Steve Brule?

What is the CIA doing at a public health forum. They don’t do public health. They do coup d’etats

Who said it: my appendage #RFKjr or Dr.Steve Brule?

Raw milk is good for you, just not if it has bird flu in it

While this may be true, i can promise you those puppies are up on their anti-worm medication so i think they are bad. 0/10 military puppies

To be fair anti-woke can also be bigotry, pure hatred, ignorance. And a decent amount of self loathing hiding somewhere in there too

#CDCAllHands

Thank you CDC coming to this All Hands that probably should have just an email

So glad that there is no pause on communication from CDC moving forward! I’m just sure everyone at CDC feels very comfortable to communicate with external members in this environment that fosters and dialogue!

Hi everyone! Very excited about joining the CDC all hands! I’m looking forward to meeting as many of you as I can!

Hi @altcdc.altgov.info good news! As of this second the All Hands scheduled for CDC is still slated to happen and there are no cancellations that i know of yet!!

I wish i had the friends, the arms, legs, and spinal column to do this. It’s hard to do stuff like this when all your other friends lack feet. And fun.

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You rang?

No - these dogs are 0/10. Why? I can tell their owner takes good care of them and they are taking anti-worm medicine.

I am proud of our dear leader paving the way forward to let freedom ring. Let those papers be free and fly in the wind like God intended!

Wonderful news! I strongly believe we are making NIH able to better help the health of Americans*!

*Americans not included in this definition is anyone not pale skinned, born male, doens’t smell like milk, any religious affiliation besides christofascist, from a Blue city, and Jewish.

💚💚💚 Good Tuesday Morning everyone. A few reminders about wearing green today, CDC all-hands meeting, and #saveCDC rally at 4pm. 💚💚💚

Hey now let’s not shit on a team named after the most quintessential piece of boomer dad fashion out there

Yes yes very true this can appear really bad. But i like to think of government as that Millenium Falcon Star Wars lego set. You build a really complicated thing and then you destroy it and everyone catches terrible diseases because you want to increase the billions you own by .2%

I’m very sorry to announce that we may have a worm crisis in Eric Trump. His body and brain is proving to be too perfect for worm growth, and i think the 5,000 worms inside him right now might be pushing the delicate state of his ecosystem to the brink. He looks like shit

Why is she doing standup in the Black Lodge?

I mean, can you blame him? I consumed part of my appendage’s prefrontal cortex so he wouldn’t take the medicine that would have flushed me out. You gotta do what you gotta do

I like the term “stable geniuses”

EXACTLY! That’s why my appendage and I preemptively mis-read the constitution to ensure we couldn’t pose the greatest danger to America.

Hi @medicine.stitches.today - these words are too long and big. Can you write articles for medical professionals who can’t read good?

Folk i need to dispel some rumors. I was not asked to join ACIP since my appendage considered me too burdened by knowledge to join. He did ask a ham sandwich he came across while walking down the street which turned down his offer

You can’t summon Stephen Miller by calling him by his name. You have to do it by saying “sexiest hateful cueball alive” three times in a mirror and post on twitter. He’ll then appear by responding to you on twitter. That’s how you summon him.

As a worm located inside the brain of a man who plays a medical professional on TV and social media, i can promise you bleach > flouride

Robert E. Lee was a great general who proudly lost many battles to help preserve the Union.