Man City? Guardiola? Haaland?
Ezey Peasy. Who needs a Gooner anyway? We. Are. Top of the league. #COYS
@mrjonharvey.bsky.social
Comedian, author, broadcaster, geek. Human alter-ego of Count Binface.
Man City? Guardiola? Haaland?
Ezey Peasy. Who needs a Gooner anyway? We. Are. Top of the league. #COYS
Still the best news story of all time.
06.08.2025 10:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for trying! I'll ask Jon.
05.08.2025 11:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi Martin, did you have any luck? I can't find any reference prior to the 1956 adoption of the motto on the crest.
05.08.2025 10:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt say Iβve ever previously spent a Sunday morning chatting about Sydney Sweeney with Jane Mulkerrins and Anneka Rice, but Iβd do it again in a heart-beat! #nonemoreblonde #tokenbrunette
03.08.2025 11:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks, really appreciate your help with this!
01.08.2025 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks! Was that in 1884?
01.08.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@martincloake.bsky.social Hi Martin, I'm writing a piece about football mottos and I wonder if you can help with a Spurs question. I'm trying to find out when the club adopted audere est facere, but there's no definitive answer on the web. Might you know? Any help would be amazing. Best wishes, Jon
01.08.2025 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@mrjonharvey.bsky.social Saw Unspeakable being recorded at The Cockpit Theatre tonight. Great guests, great format. Even the producer was funny.
22.07.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Jaws Day! It surfaced in cinemas 50 years ago today. My little contributions to this epic anniversary:
Into The Sharkiverse: my 60min documentary about Jaws and shark fiction on BBC Radio 4: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
My Guardian piece: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...
I hope Thomas Frank gets better treatment at Spurs than Ange did. Especially in the souvenir scarf department.
12.06.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's 10 years since we lost Dan. My only brother, my oldest friend. I've got married, had the most amazing little boy, become a space warrior by mistake, run for election 6 times, and most incredibly of all, Palace have won the cup. Miss you bro x www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpa...
09.06.2025 19:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Join me on @bbcradio4 now for a Jawstastic deep diveβ¦ Into The Sharkiverse!
07.06.2025 18:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just when you thought it was safe to switch on your radio, Iβve made an epic homage to Jaws and Sharksploitation for Radio 4: Into The Sharkiverse, tonight at 8pm and then on BBC Sounds.
07.06.2025 17:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is tonight on BBC Radio 4 at 8pm: Into The Sharkiverse! My hour-long deep dive into 50 years of Jaws and sharksploitation. Features Ghost Shark, Rob Shark, Sharkenstein, Shark Exorcist and many more! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
07.06.2025 10:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big week for me on the airwaves:
Tues 6.30pm: Iβve produced Unspeakable for BBC Radio 4
Fri 7-10pm: Iβm presenting on Times Radio.
Sat 8pm: My 60min documentary Into The Sharkiverse airs on Radio 4.
Plus Count Binface interviewing Ian Rankin, Mark Gatiss and Susie Dent!
I dread to think what PSG are going to do to Spurs in the Super Cup. π«£ #uclfinal
31.05.2025 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my favourite line in @mrjonharvey.bsky.socialβs stand-up show, sudden death, was where he described sport as βan epic story, which all of us are privileged to see some of, but none of us can ever hope to see all ofβ.
it carries on, and thatβs the point.
Spurs and Palace in the same week. Mad. I canβt tell you how much I wish I could tell Dan I just one-upped him.
21.05.2025 21:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a couple of years ago, i made this show with @mrjonharvey.bsky.social about why sport - and, specifically, his brotherβs beloved crystal palace - matter so much to people
17.05.2025 18:07 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This book is about @mrjonharvey.bsky.social honouring his late brotherβs Palace fandom by keeping his season ticket on after he died.
Someone else Iβm happy for today.
EAAAAAAAAAGLES!
17.05.2025 17:43 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For those who know me, youβll know this pains me to say but Iβm not at Wembley. Iβm at a wedding. But COME ON PALACE. Do it for Dan.
17.05.2025 13:41 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1βOk, who had the chicken balti?β
28.03.2025 21:12 β π 173 π 37 π¬ 5 π 3When in Romeβ¦
11.03.2025 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excited to be in the captainβs chair on @timesradio tonight 7-10pm. Lots of history, music, books and entertainment for Friday evening, with guests including @theAliceRoberts! Plus a round-up of the weekβs news, as if thereβs been anyβ¦
07.03.2025 12:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre wondering why Ange Postecoglou is so grumpy, itβs not the injuries. Itβs the image of his face on the souvenir scarf.
17.02.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ryan Mason, get your big coat to the dry cleaners. Youβre up.
09.02.2025 19:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking shoes off on the train. Is that ok? Iβm thinking itβs not ok. The bloke opposite me clearly disagrees with me. As does the smell.
05.02.2025 11:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 017 years since my Back To The Future moment with Biff. Feels like yesterday. π
01.02.2025 09:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0