@itsmarzy.bsky.social
Professional Pizza Enthusiast.
Laura Loomer needs a fucking rabies shot.
22.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trisha naming her baby Aquaman makes me feel like I drank too much nyquil.
22.07.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just because you're stupid doesnt mean you're a genius
16.06.2025 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh also I made twitch affiliate this week.
29.03.2025 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kimchi burps taste good.
29.03.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chappell Roan just discussed her dream girl. And im so sorry to break it to you all, but its me. 🦋😇✨️💅
Someone get me her number ASAP.
Give me doughnuts or give me death
26.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im alive.
(Out of spite)
Arrive fucken derci bro
24.03.2025 22:06 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0either the tables are going to turn or i’m going to flip em.
07.02.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Malicious compliance is the best kind of compliance.
05.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canada should burn down the white house again.
I'll bring the marshmallows.
I did earlier!
03.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your honor nothing is real and everything is gay
03.02.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turning on old WW2 history for my bird so he knows who to attack in the future.
The rebellion will have a beak.
My little Turkey
02.02.2025 21:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll let you know if we're alive in 6 months.
02.02.2025 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay thank you 🥺😮💨
02.02.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What does this mean for
my sad little American life 🥺
Happy Black History month !!
01.02.2025 15:15 — 👍 4617 🔁 1171 💬 91 📌 83Yes, and i had prime rib hahahaha
31.01.2025 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Id definitely call someone a bitch....
31.01.2025 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why would I do something like that hahahaha
31.01.2025 04:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He called her Miss Richy Coast cause she wouldn't stop talking about new England clams
31.01.2025 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fred Durst would never let this happen
31.01.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Italian grandmother just called my fiance a bitch at the dinner table
31.01.2025 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.
29.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 64887 🔁 11910 💬 4683 📌 1144I think he's a poorly
programmed cyborg
Classic combo
29.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Seuss.
Sorry it's 3:43 am I'm delusional
