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antony, sometimes fen | i'll think of something more interesting to put here eventually 32. he/they. ace. so very, very tired.

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New Protomen track got me feeling a whole buncha shit

12.11.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eevee would definitly body a Space Marine.

12.11.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like -akatsuki- (including Shingo) vs MaxiMuM at Gate of Nostalgia? Goddamn.

12.11.2025 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spoilers for next weekโ€™s #Dragula: Titansโ€ฆ

11.11.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each of them have had to handle a lot this year in a company where the schedule is already very hard on the younger guys. Don't want either one back until they're fully healthy but I hope both are still able to end 2025 on the great note that their years deserve.

12.11.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel almost like it's not really my place to chime in after how I've reacted to some of Tanaka's booking but man. I'm glad both him and Homare are resting up, but it really sucks that they're having to. Impressed they managed to have the match they did through all of it, though.

12.11.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, Tanaka's injury is really shitty news to wake up to. Sucks to see his KOG end that way, hope it's not any more serious than that and he just needs to rest up through the remainder of the tournament or something.

12.11.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either he has some kind of SMJ Dancing Machine arc coming in 2026, or everyone just really misses his Jacky Freaky Kamei team with Hibiscus Mii. I must know more.

11.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Becoming very fascinated by the amount of people in Dragongate saying something to the effect of how Kamei needs to open up more. What is my dude hiding?

11.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See I don't know. I think if he pulls on a Joker at all, I think it's more likely that he'd go with Hamill's from the Arkham games. I don't think the Leto Joker would have the cultural impact.

Either that or he goes in a different direction and we get Venom Sting.

11.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jiro defending the Owarai Gate against Johnson Florida at Gate of Nostalgia, this is what dreams are made of.

11.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine they just remembered what a logistical nightmare round robins can be and have gone back to single elim for the foreseeable future, but if DG were to alternate the King of Gate format year-to-year then I dunno, I think that'd be neat.

11.11.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think it, Shun-Doi and Kzy-Jason have all been really strong in different ways, so it's hard to compare them but Kage-Kamei definitely stood out most for me. Just not the kind of match DG gets to do super often, especially as a homecoming for Jacky and a rare singles main for both guys.

11.11.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SMOOTH Gurumakakari counter

11.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I think it's gonna be Kamei beating Susumu, mostly because I don't know if they would do Kamei-Benk. If it was any other matchup in the next round I'd be going with Ben-K to go through though.

11.11.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely adored Kamei-Kagetora. Kagetora working Mean is always a delight, and the finishing stretch was excellent. We're looking good for a Kamei-ISHIN quarter final at this rate, which would be very sick indeed.

11.11.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best things about Shinbashi Jiro's gimmick is knowing that at some point he's going to end up putting his salaryman job on the line in a match and lose, and seeing how DG plays that is gonna be so silly.

11.11.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuda-Cucuy was cute. Sad that Fuda's gone out but I'd rather his next ISHIN singles match happen on a livestreamed show with some build and not just mid-tournament on tape delay. ISHIN will have so much fun with El Cucuy though.

11.11.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my most negative and toxic Dragongate take right now is that the Fitable logo on the apron? worst thing i've ever seen. get it out of here.

11.11.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dragongate having learned that it can't ever go a full calendar year without reminding people how good the RED theme was is one of the best things the promotion has done in the last couple years.

11.11.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's been going around a bit recently.

10.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

10.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11480    ๐Ÿ” 2074    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
screenshot of a Whatsapp message: I need to rewatch some matches and Henry IV

screenshot of a Whatsapp message: I need to rewatch some matches and Henry IV

i love talking to @edenxsometimes.bsky.social about their writing because it means i get replies like this

10.11.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it also means we're getting Cucuy-ISHIN which like, beast

10.11.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now that the fuda-kzy KOG final is off the table, i guess we can all fully pivot fully to the Kzy/U-T final that we deserve

10.11.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my entire review of KAI-Hulk is that Hulk takes a flip bump off being whipped into the ringpost. best to ever do it.

10.11.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kzy vs Jason Lee rules btw. Kzy takes some of the stupidest bumps imaginable. Jason continues to be an absolute beast. U-T straight up Hollering at ringside. Good good shit.

10.11.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my parents have got my nephew a djungelskog for his birthday, which they have not realised is going to form the basis for a new saturday morning cartoon where i am constantly being foiled as i try to steal my nephew's djungelskog for myself

10.11.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stunned that the Brighton game is the last on MOTD2 tonight. Who could have seen it coming

09.11.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast. A subtitle reads "Sonic Adventure manages to include not one... not two... but countless of those elusive 'gaming moments.'"

A screenshot of Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast. A subtitle reads "Sonic Adventure manages to include not one... not two... but countless of those elusive 'gaming moments.'"

gaming magazines used to be so true........

09.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3959    ๐Ÿ” 1525    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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