One day I’ll be served a fajita with the correct tortilla-to-filling ratio and boy will you hear about it
28.02.2026 19:52 —
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I’m doubling my collagen peptide powder in my coffee, watch out!
27.02.2026 23:01 —
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Her countenance was mysterious, bewitching, like a drawing of a face that, when turned upside down, still looks like a face, albeit it of a dwarf with a beard
27.02.2026 23:00 —
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The AI milking machines are gonna take those jobs
26.02.2026 15:29 —
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Adding “Dairy” to my work experience with no context
26.02.2026 13:49 —
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I WANT TO PLAY TOO
26.02.2026 15:26 —
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when life feels too predictable i like to play a lil game called What Happens If I Dont Take My Meds
25.02.2026 18:51 —
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should you attempt to sweep me off my feet please put some plastic sheeting or a tarp down in case you drop me and i break open like a piñata my candied organs are extra gooey and no one needs that mess
13.02.2026 20:39 —
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watching a baby ride a dinosaur and i’m not even high this is just sunday night for me now
16.02.2026 05:09 —
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after reading all your posts i feel like the kid in elementary school who brought a box of air to show and tell
25.02.2026 14:01 —
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he delivers his dad’s eulogy
21.02.2026 18:52 —
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I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
18.02.2026 01:10 —
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I need hikers to stop lording their happy-go-lucky attitude over me
19.02.2026 15:45 —
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I need some answers that a Reddit thread from four years ago may not have right now
20.02.2026 22:51 —
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To a crisp gotta be the most classic way to be burnt
22.02.2026 20:26 —
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Not an organ donor because if hell is real I don’t wanna burn forever AND not have a liver.
23.02.2026 03:22 —
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The primal urge to eat cereal before bed
21.02.2026 03:24 —
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Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
16.02.2026 03:25 —
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This day in history. 1778. Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Freiherr von Steuben who was born Friedrich Wilhelm Ludolf Gerhard Augustin Louis Freiherr von Steuben oh forget it.
23.02.2026 09:29 —
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Anyway, here’s cannabis—.
03.01.2026 04:04 —
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an underrated spell
23.02.2026 15:19 —
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It’s just me and my “it’s whatever” against the world
23.02.2026 15:04 —
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If I can order at Starbucks, I can order anywhere.
20.02.2026 18:20 —
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The best part about drinking at home? I never get cut off and sometimes the bartender shows me her tits
11.03.2025 21:24 —
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Some guy named Thom McCan wants me to send pics of my feet AND he expects ME to send HIM money, what a scam
22.02.2026 17:51 —
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There’s should be a zoo enclosure where you can let a koala bum a cigarette
22.02.2026 01:55 —
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Marriage is just a long term strategy game of passing on the bad clothes hangers
22.02.2026 14:34 —
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your poetic license is definitely being renewed
22.02.2026 14:30 —
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referring to death as "killing the vibe"
21.02.2026 22:46 —
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I just eye rolled myself out of a massive headache. Take that my parents from thirty five years ago!
21.02.2026 16:43 —
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