ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
20.11.2025 16:22 β π 365 π 82 π¬ 4 π 2
You gotta stop giving me head starts, C
19.11.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Honestly, most of my problems could be solved by a well-timed saxophone solo.
19.11.2025 04:13 β π 34 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1
some toads are colorful like a rainbow lollipop just begging to be licked
18.11.2025 21:53 β π 29 π 17 π¬ 3 π 0
please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
16.11.2025 04:14 β π 92 π 42 π¬ 3 π 0
Weβre gonna need a bigger wheel of cheese
19.11.2025 21:37 β π 20 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
some of yβall acting like we didnβt see your penis in 2018
19.05.2025 00:56 β π 111 π 52 π¬ 9 π 1
Oh, thatβs sweet of yβ¦, hey, wait a minute!
19.11.2025 22:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβd consider hanging around other people for you.
14.11.2025 04:45 β π 35 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0
thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
19.11.2025 16:52 β π 329 π 83 π¬ 24 π 1
Iβll bring the marshmallows, tell us sβmore
19.11.2025 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If I spontaneously combust tonight, please know it was to avoid going to my job tomorrow and I died doing what I loved: not working.
18.11.2025 01:48 β π 284 π 57 π¬ 9 π 1
The United States is that one person who derails every conversation with theatrics because god forbid anyone else exist.
18.11.2025 02:32 β π 158 π 29 π¬ 6 π 1
*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot*
βI can cut your hair.β
15.11.2025 16:18 β π 125 π 58 π¬ 1 π 0
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
18.11.2025 18:22 β π 94 π 52 π¬ 4 π 0
*smashes face on keyboard*
*hits send*
17.11.2025 18:10 β π 131 π 53 π¬ 0 π 1
It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
22.10.2025 06:13 β π 67 π 22 π¬ 2 π 0
Youβre a good man! Iβll bring the bagels
19.11.2025 02:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Haha! But seriously, how old
19.11.2025 00:19 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
White people be like how old is this coffee
18.11.2025 12:01 β π 271 π 64 π¬ 17 π 8
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
08.11.2025 01:13 β π 562 π 100 π¬ 45 π 17
Once you earn a goth girlβs trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
12.11.2025 18:31 β π 497 π 86 π¬ 7 π 2
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
14.11.2025 14:19 β π 506 π 90 π¬ 16 π 2
The economy is so bad rn that Iβm tempted to start a band again
16.11.2025 18:29 β π 267 π 42 π¬ 14 π 1
β€οΈ
19.11.2025 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
09.11.2025 19:15 β π 375 π 125 π¬ 22 π 4
Iπ
22.10.2025 23:32 β π 55 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0
I love seeing all of the cos playing βChristiansβ frothing at the mouth with excitement over food assistance stopping before the holidays. Yβall are disgusting and disgraceful and an embarrassment.
23.10.2025 14:16 β π 66 π 16 π¬ 2 π 1
SON: Daddy, look at this picture of an ancient Celtic priest.
ME: Druid?
HIM: No, I printed it off the internet.
16.11.2025 13:16 β π 268 π 51 π¬ 5 π 1
Anxena: Worrier Princess
17.11.2025 19:28 β π 63 π 37 π¬ 0 π 0
New to Blueskyβ
Been on Twitter since 2014
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Aspiring tattoo artist, Glizzy enthusiast, and a friendly tankie when I want to be. Also sometimes funny, but always silly. Lighten up a bit.
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Liking and reposting (I'm doing my part π«‘)
Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. Iβve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
President Atlanta Freethought Society. Leftie vegan atheist bisexual watercolorist. Hate MAGAs, racists, and homophobes. Was Rocky Horror cast member. 2 kids/married to @dwightlyman. TTRPG & BG3. Voted for her in 2016 & 2024. Kitten rescue. I follow back!
Pro-choice. Left minded. Always have hope.
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Proud angry bloodthirsty Mechica warrior.
#freepalestine #fuckcops #fuckphobes #sexworkiswork #fucknazis
Discord: internetRefugee
just trying to make the most of it all
and meet some good people
on this wild ride called life
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Pop culture girlie
Playlist: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/my-best-playlist/pl.u-KB3vsRa39o
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I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
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Canadian π¨π¦
Agnostic pagan β½β€βΎβ€β
Leftist AF β
BPD/ADHD
I love sports, politics and horror
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Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves
