Olive

i think a psych ward stay is in my future

yea i need to be put down

today i am grateful for the X-Files :)

v sorry to anyone who has my notifications on, truly

today i am grateful for Waffle House :)

anybody wanna play Minecraft

The X-Files was also very scary to me as a kid but now it's like an ASMR show with my buddies Mulder and Scully before bed

today i am grateful for Chipotle’s berry aqua fresca :)

using two of the double-sawblades as wings >>>>>>

today i am grateful for my kitty cat Anna :)

“It’s a visual metaphor…” he’s been President for like 5 years now, nothing that’s going on is a metaphor anymore lol

There’s literally masked men kidnapping people off the street. Who cares about them turning the White House into a Cheesecake Factory. This isn’t even a “you can focus on more than one thing at once” situation. It’s such non-news that it feels like a deliberate distraction people are eating up

Maybe I just do not respect it but I really do not care about the White House being torn down, does not seem like pressing news to me compared to anything else they’re up to

who wants to be awesome and cool and buy me my own Transformers Age of The Primes Deluxe Class Micronus Prime

too many people caring more about this than literally anything this administration has done ever

i gotta be real i could not care less about the East Wing of the fucking White House

it’d be so cool if Nintendo marketed Metroid Prime 4

We cannot keep having the same conversation about hypocrisy. This no longer matters

Here’s the thing: none of it actually matters to them and they’ll have different grievances next week. You can’t gotcha them

A 3 panel comic by beetlemoses. In the top panel, two people sitting in a car see another car that is painted purple with the face of Batman's Joker plastered all over it. One of them says "Dude... check out this car". In the second panel, comedian Lou Wilson steps out of the car. In the third panel the two folks from the first look on in stunned awe

can’t stop thinking about how cool naginatas are

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Hayley Williams makes mirtazapine sound so cool

My fighter jet full of shit stinks like shit

dude it was a G.I. Jane joke

Laura Palmer dead body funko pop

Advertisement for the Berserk Dynasty Warriors game where Casca’s immediate post Eclipse outfit is presented as a sexy dlc costume

The controversy over the Mouthwashing nendroid isn’t surprising since I had to accept a while ago that you can make the most compelling, empathic story of abuse and marketing will still find ways to turn that pain into a thing you can buy for fun

Pokemon Legends Z-A

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

they should make a third Tron movie