Robbie Palmer

I wonder how he defines ‘upbeat’?

Whenever I ask my friend to bring back some snus from Norway it auto corrects to ‘some anus’ and has a very different meaning.

Hope you have a peaceful break mate. All the best.

My mum bought me an advent calendar. I’m forty years old.

I do find delivery robots unsettling. I’m no technophobe and I can’t explain why. But something about them makes me irrationally feel uncomfortable.

I saw one in Finland last month and my immediate thought was if that was in the UK some joker would push it over.

Christ. The lunch of stomach ulcers.

Absolutely. For the time being the whole situation makes me feel sad if anything. All the best!!

Agree entirely. The game has entirely changed due to social media and the law is at least a decade behind.

I can’t believe he’s allowed to spew this kind of rhetoric, while the government continues to use X. I’m disgusted and disappointed in equal measure. There certainly needs to be some pushback, but I’m yet to see the slightest.

Is this coherent in any language?

Assert dominance at your colonoscopy by asking if they have anything bigger they can use

Yeah. Cycling into work was a laugh. Fortunately I’ve got spare shoes!!!

Are you in the US? It’s painful watching all things Trump unfold from here in London. We’re not far behind in populist bullshit unfortunately.

Fair point. All the five year old children I’ve met can string a sentence together and remember what they just said/

I agree. Xi is playing the vacuum left by Trump and the US perfectly.

Total fucking moron. There’s a man with the intelligence and logic of a bullied ten year old child as the default most important person on Earth. It’s hilarious and depressing in equal measure.

A Labour MP? Fuck me. I can’t work out if I’m more depressed or amused?

Who the fuck is this bellend? 😂

Absolute bullshit. These pricks need sort out their own problems before daring talk about my city. Shit stirring, attention seeking, small dick fuckers.

I’ll further assume if I find the person who stole my bicycle after two hours, i can beat them senseless accordingly without consequences as long as the beating is reported after a further two hours. Right, got it.

Assume this would be a good time to start stealing bicycles that have been left for more then two hours.

The man is just sprouting bollocks because he fancies a shot the leadership. I’m so tired of the basic lies. It’s offensive.

Total disingenuous shit. He knows how the legal system works in England and he also knows this is simply populist bollocks. Ask him to point to judgements as evidence and there will be silence.

Is there a coherent definition of what a ‘globalist’ actually is? I’ve no idea. I believe in nations working together for mutual benefits. I believe in enjoying other cultures than my own. I’m also a dual national and consider myself neither fully Finnish nor British. I think I might be the problem.

If I took that approach to shaking hands with people I meet through work I’d be considered a lunatic. Trump’s ‘power handshakes’ are ridiculous.
Tempted to try it out. I think I could do two hours of extreme eye contact and handshake to dominate the rep that’s come to sell us printer toner.

There’s so much penis size insecurity here it’s painful to watch.

At least he is transparent.

I’m pretty pissed off. Regards Londoner who democratically voted for our Mayor. Do fuck off Donald.

There must be tens of thousands of us Finns who are abroad, of mixed heritage but still willing to defend Finland.