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Corgiprimer

@mattatmac.bsky.social

Father, number cruncher, unapologetic Ezreal main

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Halo: CE Anniversary Edition Review
YouTube video by mattanarrative Halo: CE Anniversary Edition Review

People have said I have a nice voice to fall asleep to. I don't know if that's a compliment or not, but here's something I made a while back about a childhood favorite that I'm still proud of.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBaA...

04.01.2025 06:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Play Dark Urge first if you're brave.

31.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything I've heard about NDT is that he's insufferable to be around unless you're a celebrity.

31.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of these tech firms are foaming at the mouth hearing about how much VC money is sloshing around if they just say the magic word "AI"

20.12.2024 04:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that's upsettingly relevant

19.12.2024 02:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he's earned the honorary title of stump ally

19.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One day I wish to achieve Edie's level of comfort

#corgi #dog

18.12.2024 07:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't know Bigfoot was trying to reform his image

18.12.2024 07:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I present to you, two of the same image

#bg3 #baldursgate

18.12.2024 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From the sounds of things we should be less worried about "Ben Franklin: Serial Killer" and a lot more worried about "Ben Franklin: Necromancer"

18.12.2024 05:11 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Still remember showing my dad that the disc was heat sensitive. He wasn't super into my music, but he and I bonded over how cool of a concept Year Zero was

12.12.2024 05:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't stop staring at the wall butthole shaped like a key

12.12.2024 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading someone write with complete sincerity that "Among Us" was an assassination simulator gave me an out of body experience.

11.12.2024 03:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shit aint nothing to me maan

11.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The real question is, did you side with the NCR or Legion in your first playthrough

07.12.2024 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you posted this picture with a very different caption you'd be getting interviewed by Fox News right now.

07.12.2024 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the hilarious part is that this is probably just United being stingy even in a scenario where it would mean finding the person that killed their CEO.

Surely they could provide funds to augment/increase this award, no?

05.12.2024 02:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gary Busey is the final boss before you get to the pearly gates prove me wrong

04.12.2024 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Always repping the goth gamer nation

04.12.2024 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like Terry was just looking for an excuse

30.11.2024 10:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's me trying to figure out what kind of shop even sells an Anthony Bourdain mug in the first place

30.11.2024 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm just sad that this movie never really had a chance Harvey Weinstein famously forced huge cuts that gutted the final product

30.11.2024 10:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If I didn't see you beat me up, did it really even happen?"

29.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you really want to trick people, store a real, actual nuke in there

No one will ever suspect

29.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a robotic arm is holding a mannequin head in front of a computer ALT: a robotic arm is holding a mannequin head in front of a computer

Just follow this tutorial:

28.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah, a classic!

28.11.2024 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Makes sense. Most streamers are reactionaries whose whole playbook is "say the wildest thing possible, as loud as possible" so that their voices rise above the rest.

Also streamers pretend that their perspective = the majority when it's objectively not. No one else's job is to play COD.

27.11.2024 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
27.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who was even supposed to be the villain of Deadpool & Wolverine?

Cassandra N and Paradox had paper thin motivations. You could argue the villain was Disney, I guess?

But the movie obviously didn't criticize its benefactor (beyond the flaccid non critiques of their failing multiverse).

27.11.2024 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How does Corden even get work after the whole plane incident with his wife and child?

27.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0