Captain Barfheartless

And staunchly pro-European to boot.

Mmmm, those shiny patches of scum on top really tell you it's going to be as good as it is piping hot.

EVERYBODY wants to be a traitor!

Okay, I now know the main talking point(s) of the first episode #CharlotteChurch #CelebrityTraitors

Glad to hear Dolly Parton's medical issues may not be as bad as initially feared. If she doesn't outlive President Joffrey by at least a decade, there will be no justice in the world.

I don't see much evidence of Science or Engineering degrees either, except that guy who invented the curved nail file.

As the nights draw in, it's time for Watford FC's first managerial sacking of the autumn.
Best wishes to all who celebrate.

We should have an Exit Tax. If you have a net worth over a billion and want to leave the country, we keep 10%, otherwise we retain the right to tax you wherever you are in the world.

Universal healthcare would cost around $1 Trillion, based on the cost in the UK (probably double that given higher healthcare prices & salaries in the US).
But it would still be a bargain.

So it's okay to have to spend 30% of your income to stay healthy or alive, but it's unthinkable to charge 5% more tax to give EVERYONE free healthcare?

Wait, the sick f*ck didn't even have the balls to save one bullet for himself? Coward.

Just found out what WTOVPIC is thanks to your post. Lovely that despite being more than a decade old, it has a Clippy joke that works just as well for all those AI assistants.

One of the most satisfying things about the bursting of the AI bubble - beyond the "I told you so" - will be that the PC graphics card market should see massive oversupply and hopefully therefore big price drops.

Even better: Nobel War Prize OF AMERICA.

Promise This by Cheryl Cole, who seems to have a headache, which may have made her forget to put her arms through the sleeves of her jacket.

Pumice This
#ASongOrMovieForBathing

The Marx Brothers in "Duck Soup"

Rubber Duck Soup
#ASongOrMovieForBathing

"We can't have particular communities where there's a heavy preponderance of one group or another. That's the kind of country I want my kids to be growing up in," says Jenrick, who lives in Herefordshire where 96.9% of the population identified as white in 2021

Cover of Luther, a single by Kendrick Lamarr

Loofah
#ASongOrMovieForBathing

I am basing my opinion on organisations like the UN commission. I trust them to evaluate the original sources better than I - or some random person on the internet, to be frank - ever could, and I don't think they are Zionists.

Well, if you will insist on wearing a different suit of armour every day of the week...

The New York Times, Washington Post, then-President Biden, a UN investigative commission, and Human Rights Watch have all said there was sexual violence.

I would accept "Epstein's accomplice and enabler in his horrific sex crimes".

I diagram showing how to measure the height of a horse.

British All-round entertainer from the 1950s to the 1970s, Max Bygraves.

You Need Hands...
#SizesInASongOrMovie

Well, I do... but then I once almost got thrown out of a pub for putting "Istanbul not Constantinople" on the juke box 3 times in a row.

The Tories are so out of touch with reality that they think a young person's first job is going to allow them to buy a home.
#ToryConference

Killing children and raping women pre-emptively? Oh, that's okay then 🙄
I hoped I'd made it clear I in no way support the actions of Israel in this whole appalling episode. But surely YOU see that the Oct 7 attack was utterly self-defeating and gave Israel cover for genocide?

It tells you exactly the same amount of information, but from a different mindset (fuel consumption vs fuel economy).

"My Story" is a very useful choice, because it tells you up front that the author (usually a footballer, sometimes the Duchess of York) will have nothing interesting to say, and the writing will be as uninspired as the title.

Or the leaders of Hamas two years ago today, as they finalised their plans for the outrage that gave Israel the excuse to start a genocide?
Of course there is a need to condemn it all.

But that's when they bring in this new "the marcher doth protest too much" rule, aka the "you've said your piece, now shut up" rule.