Courtenay Harris

How is Georgia even less of a real place than Florida? Damn.

"Every accusation is a confession" is simply a life principle at this point.

Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.

Today is my daily reminder:

Walking will be faster, plus exercise.
Buying it at the store will be faster, plus less stressful.
Digital "convenience" is a lie.

Go ahead and release him. Let's do the reverse Aaron Jones. Put him opposite Micah and feast.

🙌🏾🙌🏾

Please?!

People used to scoff at me when I'd say I want an electric vehicle and then they complain every time there's a natural disaster or something like whatever the hell this war is. It's worth it for no other reason than not having to deal with all the lines and gas hoarders.

this impulse to try to remove all friction from our lives is so ghastly

Being a Normative Man seems 🔥 rn
Get up. Slather on beef tallow balm. Eat Man Cereal. Microbet. Nugenix w raw milk. Eat ungodly amount of liver. Listen to podcast. Bump American Badass in Cybertruck. Record podcast. Berate yourself for gooning. More liver. Watch Power Slap. Sleep. But w one eye open

TAR!!!

Paolo Calleri @paolo-calleri.de

Incredible thread.

There's something special about the league getting cooked by dudes who wear shirts under their jerseys.

That qualifies as a bright spot. I'll take it these days.

The Heat winning this game only makes the last two games more frustrating.

Ime Udoka LOVES conflict.

People always talk about what they need.

But what about what you deserve?

shoutout to all the cfb and sports people who got absolutely played and used over the last week

You can just say things.

Stephen Miller @StephenM To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.

Bore of choice

Also bsky.app/profile/slot...

I cannot tell you just how true this is.

air traffic in the middle east as everyone flies around a corridor from iran to the mediterranean

back to this again

Panel from a comic of a woman looking out the window and saying "what a stupid time to be alive"

see the thing about a government full of avowed rapists is that they freak out and try to kill you when you say no

Trust me. She is ALWAYS watching.

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

People simply saying it wouldn't work or he wouldn't do it...even if he tries, even if a little bit happens you do realize the chaos this would cause.

Well, you know, they probably think it'll be the 51st state soon.