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Thuper gay Jew✡️boy. I like to bake. I love abstract art. Also cats. And dogs. But mostly cats. Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em.

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Latest posts by j3wbacca.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Ryanair asked us to update their logo so it better incorporates their brand values. Michael O'Leary is on the phone going apeshit, no idea why.

06.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 93    🔁 18    💬 7    📌 1
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Remember these people and vote accordingly.

05.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 420    🔁 220    💬 17    📌 9

Just remember that your pets can get Covid from you. So be sure to mask around them.

06.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@whole-foods.bsky.social 😂😂😂😂😂

You must be mad that someone else already has @wholefoods.bsky.social.

05.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you forget about this?

05.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is @wholefoods.bsky.social macaroni and cheese not good? I swear it tastes like they're using powdered cheese sauce. Are they not making a bechamel and then adding cheese to it? It is so awful.

Kraft's tastes better because at least they're being honest about it being powdered cheese sauce.

05.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

05.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 32788    🔁 7808    💬 965    📌 255

The government is shut down but ice is still working? For no money? Wowww, they must really love being racist.

04.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Check out these fall fashion tips!

03.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 355    🔁 219    💬 4    📌 8

Sounds like the OP had never had one and this was a bad "intro" to massage.

Pretty sure this is not what they had in mind.

But you should absolutely do what you think is best for *you*, since you have massage experience and have developed certain preferences.

04.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, do you think Romy & Michelle are still folding scarves?

04.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Fog | Cuffian Art Original artwork by Cuffian 🎨 Painted in Lytham St Anne’s in November 2022. Acrylic paint on stretched canvas 20x16”

Oh it's tiny.
cuffian-art.sumupstore.com/product/the-...

04.10.2025 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want it.

04.10.2025 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Even 20 years ago you should've been given a consultation, where you agreed on what would be happening. And if you didn't understand it they should've explained it to you.

04.10.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was there a consultation where she said what she'd be doing?

04.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You've had a massage before?

04.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like an awful experience. I'm a former massage therapist (gave it up during the height of COVID since no money was coming in). We were told in school not to suggest that some part of a client's body was bad or messed up as that can manifest in negative ways.

04.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's doubtful that your boyfriend is a masseuse unless you're saying that your boyfriend is a French woman.

04.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You never ever hear about him . . . until someone makes a post about him on BlueSky.

03.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is adjusting his sleeves . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is adjusting his sleeves .
03.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Murderinos will remember you again!

03.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Congratulations, Karen and Georgia, on 500 episodes! On Ep. 500, Karen covers the Lost Women of Highway 20 and Georgia tells the story of the Hollywood Bling Ring. Watch the full video episode on our ... TikTok video by My Favorite Murder

@stevenraymorris.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMMuH4pr/

03.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

If he's a US citizen, then he's not being deported. He's being kidnapped.

02.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

G'mar chatimah tovah.

This is the year that I don't fast, atone, or get a good seal. Next year. 🫠

02.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Red state voters take this to mean "do what we've always done--vote red."

01.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When was that?

01.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well at least Trump doesn't have an annoying laugh.😭

01.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should have to hold a bake sale to pay for funding.

30.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A BUNCH of people in my office took the DRP. They were so afraid of getting fired and getting nothing except for their severance package (if that).

30.09.2025 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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