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@pattato.bsky.social

I'm a potato who was granted sapience and now I must become a V-Tuber to pay taxes. I misunderstood the tuber part. Mostly Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5pm, CDT. https://www.twitch.tv/pat_tato_tuber

157 Followers  |  146 Following  |  645 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2024
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there she is its John Raptor

27.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what they say: potatoes are all eyes. So while I'm not openly talking about politicsβ€”local or foreignβ€”don't think I don't see what's going on. And most importantly,

I see you.

I see you as equals; as friends; whose only "sin" is not to follow the norms in favor of being your true selves.

26.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine you get abducted by weird tiny creatures and one of them jojo poses on your face for a dating app profile pic

26.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4/ real talk i hope this helps otherwise ill feel like an asshole for what my brain has just dubbed "mansplaining conflict resolution"

25.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3/ cooler heads prevail, try not to get mad at them. If frustration hits ya, excuse yourself to compose yourself (hey gimme a minute, im getting heated, no its not your fault)

25.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2/ the other 20% can normally be solved with compromise (you vacuum so loud at like 10pm and i got work in the morning, could i convince you to maybe clean no later than 8pm?)

Sometimes they wanna make a deal out of it. Make it clear that you will go to the building manager if no agreement is set.

25.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/ ok tracking, for me in this situation, setting boundries with a neighbor is uncomfy but immediately addressing the issue calmly to them solves it 80% of the time as most people tend to act on ignorance rather than malice (hey, you do this thing and it harms me this way, could you stop?)

25.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its a load of "git good lol" which sucks i know.

25.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

youre perhaps more worried about what puzzle piece goes to what social interaction to make the best outcome?

unfortunately i dont think theres a 100% correct code to each and every social joust. it might be best to develop a toolbox of techniques and do your best to advocate for yourself.

25.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now are you asking for help being firm or help to not feeling like an asshole for asserting yourself? It sounds like you know exactly what to do but you feel bad about it

25.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One Day I Too Will Have Arms Like You

24.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i call it the Baarea but it sounds too much like Bear Area and that frightens most people in the Baarea

24.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Show up to the function kicking the door in. Proclaim WHATS UP FUCKERS. Eat all the food. Let others bask in your personality. Repeat as energy allows. Become ungovernable.

24.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a large fire in a building . ALT: a man is standing in front of a large fire in a building .
23.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sharing β€œgenderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

21.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6354    πŸ” 2140    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 49

me when im trying to mog but the horse im on is running too fast

18.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aesuith - Twitch (Eye-Sweeth) You stumble upon an elf surrounded by starlight, you blink, and a blue slime is in her place.

Happy Stream Anniversary and my belated bday!
I am doing a lil spinner wheel of funishment.

Starting out at 1830 central time! First Oh Demon! Fix my TV then games with friends!

www.twitch.tv/aesuith

18.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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we're grown adults playing with pngs like they are dolls. you shouldnt take it so seriously.

17.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
17.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

explains a lot

17.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weaponsize Being A Little Guy. Become A Whimsical Troublemaker.

17.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? No?? *30 handcuffs and 12 bags of fent fall out of my bootcut jean's pocket as i land on my new punisher/american flag forearm tatoo*

16.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kink shaming people in thier own discord is so funny to me cause the response is always "you come into my house..."

16.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
It's the ff7 Midgar Serpent scene and says
"Did Sephiroth know that the DOW is at 50,000?"

It's the ff7 Midgar Serpent scene and says "Did Sephiroth know that the DOW is at 50,000?"

14.02.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2015    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

why dont people just turn off periods like factory reset that shit

13.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arent cats considered invasive species and should never be let out im confused

13.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a fool i was

11.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was perhaps lead astray

11.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how did this Battle Damage Twink get in here

11.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0