Dick Von

I'm sorry to hear you're having to go through this. I'm glad you caught it early. Life has not been easy on you recently, but I hope knowing a bunch of us internet strangers are cheering you on and wishing you nothing but the best outcome helps just a little.

Hey @elienyc.bsky.social just a heads up, your Twitter was compromised by a crypto scam.

Get your guess in!

Kotozakura 11-4

We did! Congrats again. Everything was beautiful including you two!

Throw some tzatziki on my tacos. I'm here for it.

probably the most mischievous grin ever

I just picture you standing in a cave with a clipboard yelling questions at a roof full of bats. But they don't answer back because they're bats and they don't know english.

Shlap Muan wings are no joke.

It's hard to confirm when security guards are so overprotective that you can't get in range with the stick you use to poke things to determine their realness.

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Have you tried asking Clippy how you can get out?

Bits of deez nuts

A dirty delete deserves a dirty comment.... mud.

Reposting because I goofed up!

I’m giving away 4 of these care packages. Giving away one here, threads, fb, and IG.

Want one? Follow me, leave a comment. That’s it! I’ll pick a random person from each platform on Sunday.

Sorry for the dirty delete/repost. I’m a real dummy.

Yes! 🚬🦝

On-sight means on-sight. There's no expiration date.

I like a shimmery green. This Sesame Street Oscar The Grouch nail polish from Sally Hansen is my favorite. The color is named "Scram".

Him.

Buying a silly shirt solves neither of these issues. It's virtue signaling.

Mine is Carl Sagan and musically Randy Rhoads

A friendly reminder that you're closer to homelessness than being wealthy. It only takes one hit to your finances.

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The check

Dona a Support Needed: Help Gabe After the Sudden Loss of Jen, organizada por Robyn C Tragedy can strike without warning, changing lives forever. This is wha… Robyn C necesita tu apoyo para Support Needed: Help Gabe After the Sudden Loss of Jen

She was awesome! It really sucks that she's gone.

If anyone wants to assist her partner out with such a tragic loss, there's a GoFundMe set up to help with costs and such.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ga...

I used to hate on them Lime scooters but that's how I get my ass home after walking somewhere.

Maybe they should stop putting the beef on the ground.

If you want mosquitos to stop biting you, just cover yourself in spiders so the spiders eat the mosquitos #problemsolved

Alright, serious question: Are y'all calling it Bloo-skai or Bloo-skee?

#bluesky #TeamSkee

We're on Bluesky now and we don't need that negativity here.

I tried to take a picture with my new camera but I have no idea how to make it take a decent picture. It just comes out as a white circle. 🤦🏻‍♂️