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High Mobility Banana Rocket System. The CIA, which never existed, definitely doesn't exist anymore. Interdepartmental Department Manager, ANTIFA International, Inc. Location: Langley, Virginia #NAFO

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WARS RAGE AND STILL NOBODY REALLY SEEMS TO KNOW WHY

As the conclusion is reached by the most storied organisations that Putin’s winter war against Ukraine’s population and energy grid is a failure, that Russia is systematically failing to gain any momentum on the front and is losing ground. As bomb

04.03.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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When billionaires can buy politicians, courts, and deregulation, you don't have a democracy

04.03.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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It takes a special kind of hypocrisy to be a gay immigrant who gets incredibly rich off the freedoms of liberal California, only to turn around and bankroll an authoritarian movement.

Peter Thiel is actively trying to dismantle the very democracy that made his success possible

04.03.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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Merz urges Trump to increase pressure on Russia "Russia is playing for time here, and in doing so is also acting against the will of the American president. In today's talks, I called for increasing the pressure on Moscow," German Chancellor Friedr...

⚑️Merz urges Trump to increase pressure on Russia.

"Russia is playing for time here, and in doing so is also acting against the will of the American president. In today's talks, I called for increasing the pressure on Moscow," German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said on March 3.

04.03.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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Might want to block the account that's posting these disproven falsified images that attack Ukraine, and report that post, fellas. #NAFO #Fellas

04.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The culprit of the three downed F-15E of the US Air Force over Kuwait was one F/A-18 of the Kuwaiti Air Force.

More than $300 million in friendly fire.

04.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

OTD in 2014 i denied the masked, armed men in Crimea were Russian soldiers. I lied.

But you can believe me over a peace deal now

04.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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OTD in 2014 we denied we were going to annex Ukraine.

Then we denied we wanted more of Ukraine

Then we denied we wanted all of Ukraine

And now we deny we want more of Ukraine we denied we wanted.

04.03.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Where would they even go? Rostov-on-Don?

04.03.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spanish PM Pedro SΓ‘nchez on Iran: β€œSpain is against this disaster. Because we understand that governments are here to improve people's lives, to provide solutions to problems, not to make people's lives worse.

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04.03.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3256    πŸ” 1125    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 151
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β—οΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡΄Norway is ready to start negotiations with πŸ‡«πŸ‡·France regarding the possible joining of the European β€œnuclear umbrella”.

04.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

That ship’s seen better days for sure.

04.03.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Latest photos of the sanctioned Russian LNG tanker Arctic Metagaz in Mediterranean, after being hit by USVs (surface drones). Still floating but a complete loss for Russia.

04.03.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 12

See-Strike-Impact🎯

Good morning, Tooniacs! Welcome to Orthodox #ToonieTuesday

Last night we collected €4,228 with @lorelei0502.bsky.social toward two DJI Matrice 4T drones, fiber optic cable spools, and charging stations for the 95th Brigade.

If you missed us, it only takes $€£2 to help... ‡️1/2

04.03.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Orthodox #ToonieTuesday French Translation πŸŽ―πŸ’™πŸ’›

04.03.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Orthodox #ToonieTuesday πŸŽ―πŸ’™πŸ’›

04.03.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The willingness of major European states such as Britain and France to send their military forces to actively defend counties in the Middle East but not to defend Ukraine shows how Europe has a distorted sense of its own interests.

04.03.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9
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In a beautiful case of friendly fire, russia cooked its own helicopter, crew included πŸ”₯πŸ’€

03.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Bunch of Senators on both sides sounding the alarm about possible boots on the ground in Iran after their classified briefing today.

I was told Kamala was going to send my children to fight in Iran. What happened?

03.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6584    πŸ” 1630    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 68
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A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6874    πŸ” 2039    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 432

Would you say the atmosphere was.. electric?

04.03.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

04.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8505    πŸ” 833    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 49
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A Russian helicopter was shot down during air defense operations against Ukrainian UAVs in the Rostov region, according to Z-publics and local residents in chat rooms

It is claimed that this happened in the area of the military airfield in Millerovo.

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04.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

French and British fighter jets have no business shooting down Iranian drones over the Gulf States when they should be shooting them down over Ukraine.

Failing to shelter the skies of Europe is stupid, immoral, and reeks of corruption.

04.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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I guess I missed this at the end of January.

β€œRosselkhoznadzor repeated the claims to Ecuador because of the hunchback fly in bananas”

Previously, this humpback fly thing was a cover for political pressure in Ecuador. So what is Russia mad about now?

www.interfax.ru/russia/1069923

04.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Iran is Changing EVERYTHING with Ukraine & Russia
YouTube video by Jake Broe Iran is Changing EVERYTHING with Ukraine & Russia

This might be the most insane video I have ever had to make on my YouTube channel. The situation in Iran is NOT under control and the Trump Administration is proving they really have no idea what they are doing or what they want to accomplish.

04.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

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#ToonieTuesday Update

€4,000βœ… €10,900🎯 – we have the first DJI Matrice 4TπŸ₯³πŸ₯³

FIND THE ARMOR, FINISH THE FIGHT - This gear helps the 95th locate and destroy tanks before they strike. Give a toonie, screenshot in replies.

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#NAFO #Ukraine #FNDRUA #donatetoukraine

04.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Trump is saying he wants to negotiate with Iran to try and stop the war, but he keeps killing anyone and everyone from Iran that could possibly negotiate with him.

04.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Pretty sure trump neither cares nor understands. Miller, however, does.

04.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0