Magmaniac

Are we human, or are we cloud dancer?

Yeah one of my clients was apparently threatening people with a knife

My work got raided by police in riot gear so that's cool I guess

That's what Adele was really singing about in rolling in the deep

same

I hope bluesky gets the feature where you can see where people are actually posting from because then you can all see that I am literally at ur moms house

Amogus

Majority in the Senate is not enough to remove, you need a supermajority which the dems cannot get. The only route is if Republicans turn against him.

There's no chance dems can get enough seats in the Senate to do it. It could only happen if republican politicians turn against him.

Just for the record, at no point did I ever blow Bill Clinton

A few minutes later while reading an article I heard her mutter "... what the hell is a GOP?"

I have a coworker who is a very christian non-political grandmother. She does pretty much nothing but go to church and raise foster kids and work. She asked me "Which one is Trump, is he a Republican?" when I said yes she said "Well then he is REALLY fucking things up." I think Trump is cooked guys.

yes everyone does (more books = better)

I walked in someone's vomit this morning so that was great how is everyone else doing

Disgusting

nah, fuck republicans

That's why the Tolkien "I'm just translating it" method is my favorite.
"In presenting the matter of the Red Book, as a history for people of today to read, the whole of the linguistic setting has been translated as far as possible into terms of our own times." (Appendix F, Lord of the Rings.)

Voted!

My car wouldn't start and I had to call in to work last minute. :( I really wish I lived within walking distance of my work again.

how about that baseball

Just for the record I don't have any secret nazi tattoos.

Underrated book

I had to break up a fight at work today between two of my clients and one of them kind of turned on me and ended up tearing up and ruining one of my favorite hoodies. 🤬

A suburb in Minnesota

What a great turnout! My town has a population of about 22k, and there were almost 1,000 people at the protest today. #NoKings

a painting of the twin towers as planes are nearby; charlie kirk is painted on one of the towers (i’m directionally challenged & can’t tell if its tower one or two)

rude of @homelandgov.bsky.social to not even honor charles entertainment kirk upon arrival to bluesky — where SOME OF US value free speech

Today one of my clients was in a severe psychosis and accused me of throwing beams of light at him while he was in the shower. I wish I could cast spells like that!

I quit caffeine cold turkey 2 years ago and never looked back, best decision I ever made.

beautiful morning for a run!

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy