Josh

it doesn’t bother me much anymore, but for a while if things got turbulent I’d close my eyes and try to convince myself I was just on a bus on a bumpy road…maybe it sounds dumb, but it really helped me a few times 🥰

woof.

glamour, as a concept, peaked with Geena Davis in A League of Their Own

It was immediate and SO accurate 😂

just watched this episode of RHOBH and searched “Kate Berlant Other Two” to show my husband who she reminds me of…..AND THIS COMPARISON POPPED UP FIRST

surveying his new kingdom 👑

and so great for guests! 🤭

I was shouting at him “because it’s in her contract?!” And he didn’t hear me 🫩

Furniture taste 💚

If only she concerned herself with preference sheets!!!

I told you that was a private conversation!

🖤

a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a wooden wall . ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a wooden wall .

Porque no los dos?

he really Beyoncéd those hoes

Eww

the housewarming o**y invite should arrive in the mail soon! Dress code details will be included.

Thanksssss 🥰🥰🥰

I’m a homeowner babyyyyyyyyyy

Yes! And I think if in real life people were contractually forced to spend time with people they’re fighting with, this would happen more.

Honestly a Disney villain WITH the eyebrows for it

everyone shut up the Angie K and Bronwyn show is about to start ❄️

#RHOSLC

hot take, but god trying to get basic healthcare is impossible in this country

the gym is really out here promoting unhealthy body standards smh 😞

love that yall love locktober, but

I love gay gym because why is the Thunderpuss remix of It’s Not Right but it’s OK blasting at 7am

bye-cep-tember, if you will 💪

I hate saying goodbye to September 😭

❄️❄️❄️

Before a new RHOSLC starts, let me just say

“I love sucking dick. I am unfazed by that accusation”

is an all time great.