Why isn’t there a Cannibal Corpse song called “Library Bathroom”? I can’t think of anything more horrifying.
22.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why isn’t there a Cannibal Corpse song called “Library Bathroom”? I can’t think of anything more horrifying.
22.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Favorite Black vampire movie. Ganja and Hess doesn’t count.
16.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Overheard at the beer store, Jersey City, NJ, 2026: “Give me two packs of Newports - no - Tylenol!”
04.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The majority of the items on the “1, 2, Freddy’s Coming For You” Freddy Krueger Protection Checklist will provide little to no actual assistance in the event of Freddy Krueger.
28.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cincinnati cello punk legends LUNG. Le Poisson Rouge. NYC. January 2026. #lungtheband
18.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just remembered that (pre-canceled) Louis CK has a joke about how he doesn’t care if people jack off on his corpse. When he dies, should we all, like, do that?
15.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
16.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain
08.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.
26.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
17.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes dead is better.
04.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
01.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
10.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
06.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
01.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SNÕÕPER #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DUMMY #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OPTIC SINK #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RADIOACTIVITY #gonerfest
29.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TINA!!! #gonerfest
29.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
SLEEVEENS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 07:18 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
THE HYPOS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 03:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DES DEMONAS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
GOTOBEDS #gonerfest
28.09.2025 16:47 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
W.I.T.C.H. #gonerfest
27.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TEE VEE REPAIRMAN #gonerfest
27.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
LOTHARIO #gonerfest
26.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
EXBATS
26.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
25.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ordered a carton of Red Hood, Volume 1 and requested an event from my PRH rep. Do they owe my staff sushi if they fail to deliver?
18.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0