@draculasbestfriend.bsky.social
Don’t bring me down, Bruce.
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
06.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
01.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SNÕÕPER #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DUMMY #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OPTIC SINK #gonerfest
30.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RADIOACTIVITY #gonerfest
29.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TINA!!! #gonerfest
29.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
SLEEVEENS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 07:18 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
THE HYPOS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 03:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DES DEMONAS #gonerfest
29.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
GOTOBEDS #gonerfest
28.09.2025 16:47 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
W.I.T.C.H. #gonerfest
27.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TEE VEE REPAIRMAN #gonerfest
27.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
LOTHARIO #gonerfest
26.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
EXBATS
26.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
25.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ordered a carton of Red Hood, Volume 1 and requested an event from my PRH rep. Do they owe my staff sushi if they fail to deliver?
18.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.
14.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.
12.09.2025 03:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.
11.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t be the only person who does his French Duolingo every day holding a glass of wine and a cigarette and surrendering to German Duolingo.
10.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every now and then, I remember (and then immediately forget) that the song “Happy Together” is played during the turtle paratrooper attack sequence of “Ernest Goes to Camp” because that song is by the Turtles, and Ernest’s musical director was a garage rocker. #ripmarkvolman #ernestgoestocamp
06.09.2025 04:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to start calling dudes “hoss”, but real condescending like.
28.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kid Rock is too scared to duel me.
24.08.2025 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We need to bring back duels. I’d be the new Kid Rock in a second.
23.08.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doberman Pinschers are fucking mean. What kind of a monster pinsches a dog?
19.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I slept like shit last night. Anyone else wake up this morning in a wastewater treatment facility?
06.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Radar Love” is the greatest song ever written about radars.
28.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Golden Earring’s Greatest Hits album is an hour long, but it’s fifty-five minutes of lies.
27.07.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m afraid of my arm.
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