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Steven Warren

@draculasbestfriend.bsky.social

Don’t bring me down, Bruce.

158 Followers  |  301 Following  |  88 Posts  |  Joined: 22.01.2025  |  1.5737

Latest posts by draculasbestfriend.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain

08.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.

26.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal

17.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes dead is better.

04.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.

01.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.

10.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat

06.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.

01.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SNÕÕPER #gonerfest

30.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DUMMY #gonerfest

30.09.2025 01:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OPTIC SINK #gonerfest

30.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RADIOACTIVITY #gonerfest

29.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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TINA!!! #gonerfest

29.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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SLEEVEENS #gonerfest

29.09.2025 07:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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THE HYPOS #gonerfest

29.09.2025 03:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DES DEMONAS #gonerfest

29.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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GOTOBEDS #gonerfest

28.09.2025 16:47 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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W.I.T.C.H. #gonerfest

27.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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TEE VEE REPAIRMAN #gonerfest

27.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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LOTHARIO #gonerfest

26.09.2025 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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EXBATS

26.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.

25.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ordered a carton of Red Hood, Volume 1 and requested an event from my PRH rep. Do they owe my staff sushi if they fail to deliver?

18.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.

14.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.

12.09.2025 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.

11.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t be the only person who does his French Duolingo every day holding a glass of wine and a cigarette and surrendering to German Duolingo.

10.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every now and then, I remember (and then immediately forget) that the song “Happy Together” is played during the turtle paratrooper attack sequence of “Ernest Goes to Camp” because that song is by the Turtles, and Ernest’s musical director was a garage rocker. #ripmarkvolman #ernestgoestocamp

06.09.2025 04:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to start calling dudes “hoss”, but real condescending like.

28.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kid Rock is too scared to duel me.

24.08.2025 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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