Buzzing is the word they're looking for.
04.03.2026 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buzzing is the word they're looking for.
04.03.2026 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great stuff π
04.03.2026 20:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They can't even think up a suitable word but instead have to use the word you have accurately used to describe the establishment for some time.
They are *so* bad at politics, must be the result of having had no opposition for decades so that π comes along and all they can do is 'same to you!'
Screenshot of a skeet saying Greens should be prepared for a smear campaign
I find it really strange the way so many people make the implied threat of 'Be afraid, they're coming for you like they did with Corbyn' as if they're not already making up shit and as if we give a flying fuck what liars lie about us.
04.03.2026 20:05 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Zack on Laura K
The Green Party has been consistent on our position.
We support the Iranian people in their struggle against the brutal Regime.
And we oppose illegal bombing from the USA and Israel that has already killed countless civilians and risks an all out Regional war.
No.
04.03.2026 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Private Eye
04.03.2026 14:29 β π 148 π 45 π¬ 7 π 2
Of course there's a long history of Conservatives performing better in elections than in polls, and Labour performing worse. This has happened for years across different pollsters.
Let's hope this is a trend for Reform. π€
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04.03.2026 07:20 β π 21 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0If the comments are actually paid Labour comms it looks even worse as it suggests Labour think the public will appreciate this π’
04.03.2026 07:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly. It's just terrible.
04.03.2026 07:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is that why Labour are so keen on kiddy fiddlers?
04.03.2026 07:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes they are. The same backers who back the Tories and Reform.
03.03.2026 23:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zack Polanski is 43.
03.03.2026 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God imagine if are next king was also called Mountbatten Windsor! No wait not if he's in prison lol
03.03.2026 22:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we've established by now that neither he nor his advisors are smart.
03.03.2026 22:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well Labour voters voted for change and self immolation to be replaced by the Green Party is certainly change, so there is perhaps a certain sense here. π
03.03.2026 19:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I still think you have to be deranged to believe that fundamentalist Islamists are forcing their wives to vote for the gay Jew from Hackney.
And the media attacks are so bad - the Mail's Green Menace thing just means Greens now just call each other Green menaces. π
Yeah Greens won the by-election and I haven't seen hide nor hair of the free drugs and prostitutes they promised!
03.03.2026 18:39 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
Oh the irony when the government elected on a mandate of change by the 'we've all got to get behind Starmer' brigade, is such a disaster that we change to a Green government.
Has anyone else had Things Can Only Get Better going through their head today?
You won't regret becoming a menace! π
03.03.2026 16:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another aspect of their delicious fall, thank you!
03.03.2026 15:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I'm sure it is. Personally I'm very disappointed the Green Party won Gorton and Denton and I'm still awaiting my free drugs and prostitutes!
03.03.2026 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Simpsons the Greens highest polling so far
03.03.2026 12:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PR medically is the abbreviation for a drug route. Let's just say PO means drugs taken orally, PV means vaginally, so I'll leave what the R stands for to people's imagination.
03.03.2026 12:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tldr: Labour are so f***ed... and the Greens will be over 30% by May. open.substack.com/pub/ewanhoyl...
03.03.2026 12:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Ooooh! Iβm now a MARAUDING Green Menace.
I havenβt been this cool in decades.
Fist bump π€π
03.03.2026 12:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is objectively hysterical.
Nearly as funny as the idea of Islamist fundamentalists forcing their wives to vote for the gay Jew from Hackney.