When I used to tell my elderly ginger Tom cat that I was pleased he'd behaved himself, I meant he hadn't peed in the corner of the dining room.
I'm sure this is what you mean about Starmer.
@thejohnberry.bsky.social
Don't blame me: I'm one of the 1,843,124 people who voted Green. One of the people of Beorma and a bit sweary. Member of the Green Party but my views are all mine.
When I used to tell my elderly ginger Tom cat that I was pleased he'd behaved himself, I meant he hadn't peed in the corner of the dining room.
I'm sure this is what you mean about Starmer.
Easy. @zackpolanski.bsky.social will replace Starmer. ππ
02.11.2025 12:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ignoring things* is the hallmark of Starmeristas.
*eg genocide, starving children, etc.
Eh? I don't understand! Isn't it that Holborn and St Pancras will turn Green not Reform?
01.11.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What a bizarre thing to say π’
01.11.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday π
01.11.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It must be really embarrassing to be an actual Christian at this point in time and have to keep explaining how it's nothing to do with Trump.
01.11.2025 21:48 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Shabana Mahmood. She's my MP.
01.11.2025 21:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lucky you understand how this works and can explain it to him, Ed. π
01.11.2025 18:37 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol Greens currently polling second after Deform.
Do try to make sense. π€£
Please stand in that seat, Zack.
01.11.2025 18:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0With no disrespect to their generosity, they need very obviously and loudly to stop turning up so that flying stops.
01.11.2025 04:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Electoral behaviour compares well to human health behaviour, as regards logic: people smoke, drink heavily, don't take medication or turn up for appointments, don't look after their teeth, make resolutions to get healthy but don't, then on top of that vote Tory and wonder why they're ill!
31.10.2025 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And government in 2029, since Starmer doesn't have the sense to rush PR through π€·
31.10.2025 16:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like a tipping point has been reached.
31.10.2025 12:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are people still asking that question when it's been obvious for several years that the reason monsters like him are welcome in Labour is that that's what Labour is about.
31.10.2025 12:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, to be fair, it's the most inbred family in Europe so if they kicked everyone a bit odd out there'd be nobody left.
31.10.2025 12:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The government are going to shoot themselves in the foot again aren't they.
31.10.2025 12:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isn't euthanasia on the statute books yet? Asking for a nation.
31.10.2025 11:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man in red shirt with green giant hogweed taller than him.
We are a force of nature. π
31.10.2025 10:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why the wrong wing are frightened of a Green government, not just that under the actual rule of law the gravy train would really be over but prison or exile would beckon for so many of them.
31.10.2025 09:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like Wednesday in the Addams family film: I'm dressed as a serial killer, they look just like anyone else π
31.10.2025 07:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denial is a stage of the bereavement process.
30.10.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This one is spot on. π
30.10.2025 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0South Korea were very obviously taking the piss lol
30.10.2025 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vote for Zack and end up with a permanent hangover. π
30.10.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah I'm laughing at all the Starveristas going 'It's only Find out Now' because like you say this will be reproduced by Yougov next, just with a lower % for Farage π
30.10.2025 21:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can everyone replying take a deep breath before replying and consider whether the leader of the Green Party of England and Wales is seriously expecting the leader of the Labour Party to stand down candidates? π€£π€¦
30.10.2025 21:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Single issue party*.
Labour is a wasted vote. π
*The issue is pleasing their donors.
Let's recycle ALL the tropes!!!
"Look at Labour, splitting the vote."
"Labour need to affiliate to the Green Party."
"I'd vote for Labour, but they don't stand a chance here."
"If those Labour voters went Green instead, Reform would be out."
Do join in with your own!!