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I can’t help it, but whenever I see a police chase I hope the suspect gets away.

Logically, I get it they probably did something heinous, but still there is a thrill to see them get away.

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Instant classic goal

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Whole fish

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Question for the funbag:

Who are you casting in the Coldplay Jumbotron movie?

Chris Martin is willing to do a cameo as Chris Martin.

Who plays Astronomer CEO, Head of HR and Assistant Head of HR?

Important clarification: this is a lifetime movie, not a porn parody.

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Disney retro futurism

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Visited the old folks home and got a real newspaper. Obviously go straight to the funnies and was blessed by this boomer humor.

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Call me old school, but why did we give up on hand print on a cave wall? Does the job just fine for me.

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Australia: just so normal.

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NBA Awards: Atlanta Hawks Shooting Guard Dyson Daniels Wins 2024-25 Most Improved Player The Most Improved Player award is always one of the more interesting awards to project. Recently, it goes to a young player that makes an expected jump from sta

The Great Barrier Thief is a great nickname

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Just think. There are 2 year old Liverpool fans who have no idea what this feeling is like.

#LFC

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Watching Jurgen leading the the Arne Slot song at the last match last year, is watching a man securing his legacy. Unlike other “legendary” managers, he actually worked to encourage future success.

#LFC

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Do you think he will win a ballon d’or before he is done?

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Jack Black showed up at a screening of #Minecraft and asked fans not to throw popcorn during the Chicken Jockey scene

🎥 Bobby Hundreds

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Mo Salah’s outside of his left foot assist absolutely lights up my nucleus accumbens.

Instant mood enhancer

#lfc

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Worried that time is passing you by too quickly as you age?

Well, you have found your solution.

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Like Disney signing Mickey Mouse was a fun line.

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Remember the name

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….it was not inevitable

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'Pirate's Booty' Founder Goes Rogue, Attempts City Council Coup "I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.

"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.

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Too many drugs these days with side effects that affect the perineum. No thanks.

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