Jill Callison

Smart to have Noem stand on the end where she can easily be photoshopped out.

Dog abandoned at airport ticket counter is adopted by responding officer A goldendoodle named JetBlue was abandoned at a Las Vegas airport, sparking international interest. More than 2,700 people applied to adopt him.

Kristi Noem flies again? (gift link) wapo.st/4aIoc3k

Wow, England arrested the Andrew formerly known as Prince. Kinda makes we wish we'd stayed a colony. #Happy250th

Warren Buffett is also the only person I think I've ever seen with a genuine smile on his face.

A poster said "Love Hokas! So comfortable, but they don’t last long. Wish the Bondi in the administration would wear out as fast."

It's not often I find myself washing windows on Feb. 15.

As long as @michaelpfreeman.bsky.social stays funny on Twitter, I'm staying on Twitter.

Usuallly I'd correct the punctuation to insane-president's day, but in this case I'll let it pass.

I'm so depressed. People here are actually buying tickets to see Melania.

Beloved library puppeteer, storyteller remembered in new memorial A new addition to this east-side library honors a team member who was known for delighting children.

Superman wants to make the world better. So did Brian Borden. And he still is. pigeon605.com/beloved-libr...

As will the third murder and the fourth murder and the murder after that unless something is done.

Watching the video of Alex Pretti being shot was like watching a video of Noem shooting Cricket. Same lack of respect, same chance of survival, same lies afterward.

Wonder how much she got for selling her soul

Refused to say? Stunner.

First Good. Now Pretti. It's like ICE is helping write the slogans for buttons and posters. #BeGood #BePretti

South Dakota: We're on it

My kingdom for good editors. Lowly and softly mean entirely different things.

I don't want to believe this is real. But I'm buying a bottle of Jack Daniels just in case. Or maybe I'll buy a case just in case.

Congratulations, North Dakota. You're as stupid as South Dakota is.

When you'd be happy with the answer either way, but you're secretly hoping it was Kristi Noem.

I really need people to learn the difference between heroin and heroine.

Hell on earth.

Apparently it's too much to ask that someone truly awful dies.

For years, England Dan & John Ford Coley & I have sung "there's a warm wind blowing the stars around & I really want to see you tonight." Now I learn it's "a warm wind blowing, the stars are out & I really want to see you tonight." What else have I gotten wrong in my life? (My way is prettier.)

If you're bringing me a hostess gift this Christmas, I would prefer the hound over the Afghanistan native. But perhaps a lower-case afghan/blanket would be best.

No one's going to want custody of those kids.

If they were really going to oust Noem, I can't believe this merry band objects to an affair. Wouldn't be it more likely it's because she's not grifting enough to meet her monthly quota? archive.ph/PYmJb

I am a big fan of moving Thanksgiving to August.

My thanks to the bus driver.

Report from a family gathering: 3yo is pitching a fit. 6yo sister got her blood drawn and received some treats from the lab. 3yo is screaming "I want my blood drawn!" #HappyThanksgiving