Rhys White

“We are sperialing towards communism”

A hot-button issue where I live is the closure of some desert areas to protect the desert tortoises. I can assure you the Facebook comments are thoughtful, well-reasoned, and completely free of grammatical errors.

The “my pronouns are fuck/you” shirt is telling me you are a really cool guy

I was wondering why the gym was playing future and Carly Rae Jepsen…turns out my headphones disconnected

We don’t need to promote Zach Yorke, it’s totally fine not to

My nephew told me today I have no motion, little does he know he’s right

Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

My most controversial baseball opinion is if someone isn’t performing the national anthem and they have a pre recorded version of it, you shouldn’t have to stand

What’s wrong babe you barely touched your kurachino

When people say there are good cops, they are only talking about chief wiggum

If he’s got no fans I’m dead

To the dude who laughed at me for having a hole in my sock in the sauna, just know I’m praying on your downfall

Riptide by VanceJoy

Selling things on Facebook marketplace and the rush you get from it is how it must feel to be on a trader on Wall Street

I’m working on some open world rankings and I gotta say this Roch Cholowsky guy is pretty good, the White Sox should draft him

Oh fuck yeah the Giants signed prime Tony Gwynn for $12M

Snail

I wonder what this snail thinks about non debuted prospect lists

Costco sells bread flour for $7.99 so now I’m the proud owner of 25 pounds of bread flour

I for one hate it when a player has agency and now I’m gonna side with the owners because this is getting ridiculous how can the Dodgers assemble this super team with the Andy Ibáñez signing

I wonder what this bird thinks of this FYPD class

O/U 2.5 Diet Cokes to get through ranking Rockies prospects?

Arizona Diamondbacks Top 50 Prospects for 2026 A complete scouting breakdown of the top prospects in the Arizona Diamondbacks farm system, including Ryan Waldschmidt, , and more.

Diamondbacks list is out

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I feel like the Dbacks keep telling us what they think of Jordan Lawlar but who knows shrug emoji

Cranberry orange

We live in the dumbest possible timeline

The cut at the top isn’t perfect but this is my best looking loaf of sourdough yet

Homer: “Bless you boys”

Marge: “those are ice cream boys”

Homer: “I know”

Early Simpsons doesn’t miss

Okay I’ll bite, what is Heated Rivalry?

It’s always the dudes with the worst haircuts huh?

This isn’t a hardline stance or anything because I know some people need hypoallergenic pets and a few other reasons